Buford's 2007 Alt.Obits Deadpool list
Kills so far: 11

1
Ken Annakin   directed "Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines"
born on 8-10-1914 in Beverley, Yorkshire, England


2
Charles F. "Charlie" Bowman   developed pocorn hybrid marketed under Orville Redenbacher's name
born on ??-??-19??


3
Albert Edward Pryke "Ted" Briggs   only living battleship H.M.S. Hood survivor
born on 3-1-1923 in Redcar, Yorkshire, England


4
Arthur Buchwald   former Washington columnist
born on 10-20-1925 in Mount Vernon, New York
expired 1-17-2007 in Washington, District of Columbia   age 81   cause: kidney failure


5
Earl Lauer Butz   Nixon Agriculture Secretary
born on 7-3-1909 in Albion, Indiana


6
Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz   Cuban Premier in name only
born on 8-13-1926 in Mayari, Oriente Province, Cuba


7
Emiliano Mercado del Toro Sr.   currently oldest person in the world
born on 8-21-1891 in Puerto Rico, Spanish Empire
expired 1-24-2007 in Isabela, Puerto Rico   age 115


8
Paulette Dubost   "Rules of the Game" actress (1939)
born on 10-8-1910 in Paris, France


9
Louis Eugene Farrakhan   former Nation of Islam head
born on 5-11-1933 in New York, New York


10
Vo Nguyen Giap   victorious North Vietnamese general
born on 9-1-1912 in Quang Bin, French Indochina


11
Hermine "Miep" Gies   concealment of Anne Frank
born on 2-15-1909 in Vienna, Austria-Hungary


12
Rev. William Franklin "Billy" Graham Jr.   old bible thumper
born on 11-7-1918 in Charlotte, North Carolina


13
Andy Samuel Griffith   "Matlock" actor
born on 6-1-1926 in Mount Airy, North Carolina


14
Augustus Freeman Hawkins   former California congressman
born on 8-31-1907 in Shreveport, Caddo Parrish, Louisiana
expired 11-10-2007 in Bethesda, Maryland   age 100


15
Dr. Albert Hofmann   invented LSD
born on 1-11-1906 in Baden, Switzerland


16
Richard Curt Hottelet   CBS correspondent; last of "Murrow's Boys"
born on 9-22-1917 in New York, New York


17
Willem Johan Kolff   invented artificial kidney (dialysis machine)
born on 2-14-1911 in Leiden, Holland


18
Eve Curie LaBouisse   author & daughter of Marie and Pierre Curie
born on 12-6-1904
expired 10-22-2007 in Manhattan, New York, New York   age 102


19
Charles Lane   character actor
born on 1-26-1905 in San Francisco, California
expired 7-9-2007 in Brentwood, California   age 102


20
Joseph L. Lockard   Opana radar site operator; saw Japanese Zero attack wave approaching Hawaii; warnings ignored
born on ??-??-1922 in Williamsport, Pennsylvania


21
Tamara Faye LaValley Bakker Messner   ex-wife of Jim Bakker
¤aka: Tammy Faye 
born on 3-7-1942 in International Falls, Minnesota
expired 7-20-2007 in Kansas City, Missouri   age 65   cause: lung cancer; colon cancer


22
Eleanor Mondale   tv interviewer & daughter of former Veep
born on ??-??-1959


23
Frank Nelson   destroyed the Bridge on the River Kwai
born on ??-??-19??


24
Oscar Niemeyer Soares Filho   Brasilia architect
born on 12-15-1907 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil


25
Norodom Sihanouk   former Cambodian head of state
born on 10-31-1922 in Pnom Penh, Cambodia


26
Maurice Arthur Jean Papon   Nazi war criminal
born on 9-3-1910 in Gretz-Armainvilliers, Seine-et-Mane, France
expired 2-17-2007   age 96   cause: congestive heart failure


27
Luciano Pavarotti   tubby tenor
born on 10-12-1935 in Modena, Italy
expired 9-6-2007 in Modena, Italy   age 71   cause: kidney failure; pancreatic cancer


28
Meinhardt Raabe   "Oz" Munchkin Coroner
born on 9-2-1915 in Watertown, Jefferson County, Wisconsin (nearby)


29
Francis Field "Frank" Saucier   St. Louis Browns player replaced by midget
born on 5-28-1927 in Leslie, Missouri


30
Ariel Sharon   former Israeli prime minister
born on 9-27-1928 in Kfar Malal, Palestine


31
Robert "Bob" Simpson   Hurricane Intensity Scale co-developer
born on ??-??-1912 in Corpus Christi, Texas


32
Ian Smith   former Southern Rhodesian prime minister
born on 4-8-1919 in Selukwe, Southern Rhodesia
expired 11-20-2007 in Capetown, South Africa   age 88   cause: complications from stroke


33
Suharto   former Indonesian president
born on 6-8-1921 in Kemusuk, Yogyakarta, Dutch East Indies


34
Robert Anton Wilson   author & former Playboy editor
born on 1-18-1932 in New York, New York
expired 1-11-2007 in Capitola, California   age 74   cause: heart attack


35
Mohammad Zahir Shah   former King of Afghanistan
born on 10-30-1914 in Kabul, Afghanistan
expired 7-23-2007 in Kabul, Afghanistan   age 92