Buford's 2008 Alt.Obits Deadpool list
Kills so far: 11

1
Ali Hassan al-Majid   Saddam cousin aka "Chemical Ali"; gassed the Kurds in 1988
born on --1941 in Tikrit District, Iraq


2
Charles F. "Charlie" Bowman   popcorn specialist, partner of Orville Redenbacher
born on ??-??-19??


3
Albert Edward Pryke "Ted" Briggs   only living battleship H.M.S. Hood survivor
born on 3-1-1923 in Redcar, Yorkshire, England
expired 10-4-2008 in Portsmouth, England   age 85


4
Frank Woodruff Buckles   surviving World War I U.S. Army military veteran
born on 2-1-1901 in Harrison County, Missouri


5
Earl Lauer Butz   Nixon Agriculture Secretary
born on 7-3-1909 in Albion, Indiana
expired 2-2-2008 in Washington, District of Columbia   age 98


6
Johnnie Carr   civil rights defender; widow of Arlam Carr Sr.
born on 1-26-1911
expired 2-22-2008 in Montgomery, Alabama   age 97   cause: complications from stroke


7
Norman Lewis Corwin   1930s/40s radio writer/director/producer
born on 5-3-1910 in Boston, Masachusetts


8
Eliza Gladys Millzina Dean   Titanic survivor
born on 2-12-1912


9
Paulette Dubost   actress; one of the last surviving cast members of "La Regle du Jeu" ("The Rules of the Game"; 1939); she played chamber maid Lisette
born on 10-8-1910 in Paris, France


10
Farrah Fawcett
born on 2-2-1947 in Corpus Christie, Texas


11
Ema Flegel   Hitler's nurse in the bunker (1945)
born on 8-??-1911


12
Zsuzsanna "Zsa Zsa" Gabor   slap-happy "actress"
born on 2-6-1917 in Budapest, Mid-Hungary, Hungary, Austria-Hungary


13
Vo Nguyen Giap   North Vietnamese general
born on 9-1-1912 in Quang Bin, French Indochina


14
Hermine "Miep" Gies   participated in the concealment of Anne Frank
born on 2-15-1909 in Vienna, Austria-Hungary


15
Rev. William Franklin "Billy" Graham Jr.
born on 11-7-1918 in Charlotte, North Carolina


16
Gordon B. Hinckley   Mormon prophet
born on 6-23-1910 in Salt Lake City, Utah
expired 1-27-2008 in Salt Lake City, Utah   age 97


17
Dr. Albert Hofmann   invented LSD
born on 1-11-1906 in Baden, Switzerland
expired 4-29-2008 in Burg, Switzerland   age 102


18
Maudie Celia Acklin Cantrell Hopkins   last Civil War widow
born on 12-7-1914
expired 8-17-2008 in Helena, Arkansas   age 93


19
Willem Johan Kolff   invented the artificial kidney (dialysis machine)
born on 2-14-1911 in Leiden, Holland


20
Harry Richard Landis   World War I U.S. Army military veteran
born on 12-12-1899 in Missouri
expired 2-4-2008 in Sun City, Florida   age 108


21
William Julius Lederer   novelist; co-wrote "The Ugly American" (1958)
born on ??-??-1912 in China


22
Oscar Gottfried Mayer Jr.   grandson of company founder & son of Oscar G. Sr.
born on 3-16-1914 in Chicago, Illinois


23
Rochus Misch   Hitler's telephone operator in the bunker
born on ??-??-1917


24
Eleanor Mondale   daughter of former Veep & tv interviewer
born on ??-??-1959


25
Pervaiz Musharraf   leader of Pakistan
born on 8-11-1943 in Delhi, India


26
Frank Nelson   493rd Bomb Squadron bombardier aboard --- destroyed the "Bridge on the River Kwai"
born on ??-??-19??


27
Oscar Niemeyer Soares Filho   architect
born on 12-15-1907 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil


28
Norodom Sihanouk   former Cambodian head of state
born on 10-31-1922 in Pnom Penh, Cambodia


29
Bettie Mae Page   1950s bikini/bondage/nude pinup model
born on 4-22-1923 in Nashville, Tennessee


30
Edna Parker   oldest person in the world
born on 4-20-1893 in Morgan County, Indiana
expired 11-26-2008 in Shelbyville, Indiana   age 115


31
Meinhardt Raabe   Munchkin Coroner in "The Wizard of Oz" (1939)
born on 9-2-1915 in Watertown, Jefferson County, Wisconsin (nearby)


32
Ronald William Fordham Searle   Reuben Award-winning magazine cartoonist; as WWII POW worked on the infamous Siam-Burma railway
born on 3-3-1920 in Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England


33
Irena Sendlerowa   "Righteous Gentile" nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
born on 2-15-1910 in Warsaw, Poland
expired 5-12-2008 in Warsaw, Poland   age 98   cause: pneumonia


34
Eunice Mary Shriver   JFK sister & Maria's mom; founded the Special Olympics
born on 7-10-1921 in Brookline, Massachusetts


35
John Richard "Jack" Simplot   frozen potato mogul
born on 1-4-1909 in Dubuque, Iowa
expired 5-25-2008 in Boise, Idaho   age 99


36
Robert "Bob" Simpson   co-developer of the Hurricane Intensity Scale
born on ??-??-1912 in Corpus Christi, Texas


37
Haji Mohammad Suharto   former Indonesian president (1966-98)
born on 6-8-1921 in Kemusuk, Yogyakarta, Dutch East Indies
expired 1-27-2008 in Jakarta, Indonesia   age 86   cause: multiple organ failure


38
Louie L. Wainwright   defendent in Supreme Court decision affording indigent defendants the right to appointed council in criminal cases (Gideon v. Wainwright; 1963)
born on ??-??-19??


39
Joseph "Joe" Wershba   former CBS reporter/writer/producer
born on 8-19-1920 in New York, New York


40
Dr. Gernot Zippe   developed uranium centrifuges for extracting the U-235 isotope
born on ??-??-1917 in Austria