Buford's 2009 Alt.Obits Deadpool list
Kills so far: 12

1
Ali Hassan AL-MAJID   "Chemical Ali"
born on --1941 in Tikrit District, Iraq


2
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed AL-MEGRAHI   Pan Am flight 103 bomber (Locherbie)
born on 4-1-1952


3
Susan Denise ATKINS   Helter Skelter murderer
born on 5-7-1948 in San Gabriel, California
expired 9-24-2009 in Chowchilla, California   age 61   cause: brain cancer


4
Richard Samuel ATTENBOROUGH   comatose actor/director
born on 8-29-1923 in Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England


5
Charles F. "Charlie" BOWMAN   partner of Orville Redenbacher
expired 4-8-2009 in Holland, Michigan   age 85


6
Frank Woodruff BUCKLES   last surviving World War I U.S. Army military veteran
born on 2-1-1901 in Harrison County, Missouri


7
Fidel Alejandro CASTRO Ruz   ex-Cuban Premier
born on 8-13-1926 in Mayari, Oriente Province, Cuba


8
Norman Lewis CORWIN   1930s/40s radio writer/director/producer
born on 5-3-1910 in Boston, Masachusetts


9
Eliza Gladys Millvina DEAN   last Titanic survivor
born on 2-12-1912
expired 5-31-2009 in Southampton, England   age 97


10
Paulette DUBOST   actress; cast member of "The Rules of the Game"
born on 10-8-1910 in Paris, France


11
Farrah FAWCETT   actress
born on 2-2-1947 in Corpus Christie, Texas
expired 6-25-2009 in Santa Monica, California   age 50   cause: anal cancer


12
Zsuzsanna "Zsa Zsa" GABOR   slap-happy "actress"
born on 2-6-1917 in Budapest, Mid-Hungary, Hungary, Austria-Hungary


13
Vo Nguyen GIAP   North Vietnamese general
born on 9-1-1912 in Quang Bin, French Indochina


14
Hermine "Miep" GIES   concealment of Anne Frank
born on 2-15-1909 in Vienna, Austria-Hungary


15
Rev. William Franklin "Billy" GRAHAM Jr.   evangeilst
born on 11-7-1918 in Charlotte, North Carolina


16
Hamid KARZAI   Afghan president
born on 12-24-1957 in Kandahar, Afghanistan


17
Edward Moore "Teddy" KENNEDY Sr.   Massachusetts Senator
born on 2-22-1932 in Brookline, Massachusetts
expired 8-25-2009 in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts   age 77   cause: brain cancer


18
Edgar Ray KILLEN   murder of Schwerner, Chaney and Goodman
born on ??-??-1925


19
Willem Johan KOLFF   invented artificial kidney
born on 2-14-1911 in Leiden, Holland
expired 2-11-2009 in Newtown Square, Pennsylvania   age 97


20
William Julius LEDERER Jr.   novelist
born on 3-31-1912 in New York, New York
expired 12-5-2009 in Baltimore, Maryland   age 97   cause: respiratory failure


21
Oscar Gottfried MAYER Jr.   grandson of company founder
born on 3-16-1914 in Chicago, Illinois
expired 7-6-2009 in Fitchburg, Wisconsin   age 95


22
Mitchell William MILLER   tv sing-along host
born on 7-4-1911 in Rochester, Minnesota


23
Rochus MISCH   Hitler's telephone operator in the bunker (insert Lily Tomlin joke here)
born on ??-??-1917


24
Hosni Mohammed MUBAREK   Egyptian leader
born on 5-4-1928 in Kafr-El Meselha, Egypt


25
Pervaiz MUSHARRAF   ex-leader of Pakistan
born on 8-11-1943 in Delhi, India


26
Frank NELSON   bombardier --- destroyed the "Bridge on the River Kwai"
born on ??-??-19??


27
Oscar NIEMEYER Soares Filho   architect
born on 12-15-1907 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil


28
NORODOM SIHANOUK   former Cambodian head of state
born on 10-31-1922 in Pnom Penh, Cambodia


29
Robert David Sanders "Bob" NOVAK   fromer co-host of CNN gabfest
born on 2-26-1931 in Joliet, Illinois
expired 8-18-2009 in Washington, Districtof Columbia   age brain cancer   cause: 78


30
Joe Willie "Pinetop" PERKINS   blues pianist
born on 7-7-1913 in Belzonia, Mississippi


31
Erich PRIEBKE   former Nazi S.S. Captain
born on 7-29-1913 in Henningsdorf, Brandenburg, Germany


32
Meinhardt RAABE   Munchkin Coroner
born on 9-2-1915 in Watertown, Jefferson County, Wisconsin (nearby)


33
Ronald William Fordham SEARLE   Reuben Award-winning magazine cartoonist
born on 3-3-1920 in Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England


34
Joseph Clois SHIVERS Jr.   invented Spandex
born on ??-??-1915


35
Eunice Mary SHRIVER   JFK sister & Maria's mom
born on 7-10-1921 in Brookline, Massachusetts
expired 8-11-2009 in Brookline, Massachusetts   age 88   cause: complications from strokes


36
Robert "Bob" SIMPSON   co-developer of Hurricane Intensity Scale
born on ??-??-1912 in Corpus Christi, Texas


37
Patrick Wayne SWAYZE   actor who's pancreas was Dirty Dying
born on 8-18-1952 in Houston, Texas
expired 9-14-2009 in Los Angeles, California   age 57   cause: pancreatic cancer


38
Abdurrahman WAHID   former Indoniesian president
born on 8-4-1940 in Jombang, East Java, Dutch East Indies
expired 12-30-2009 in Jakarta, Indonesia   age 69


39
Louie L. WAINWRIGHT   defendent in Gideon v. Wainwright U.S. Supreme Court case
born on ??-??-19?? in A


40
Amy Jade WINEHOUSE   England's answer to Mindy McCready - suicidal singer
born on 9-14-1983 in Enfield, Middlesex, England