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Audit Committee Rulings

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Since 1978 the Contest's Audit Committee have only issued eight rulings during the course of a contest ... those rulings & the circumstances surrounding them follow:


#1
January 1979
For the 1979 Contest two entrants had Benji the dog on their Victim list (HF & RR). Since animals had not been explicitly excluded in that year's rules the selection was permitted with the proviso that Benji's age at death would be converted to "dog years" (human age times 7) for scoring purposes. The committee also ruled that in future contests animals, fictional/cartoon characters, etc. would be disallowed - only human beings would be permitted on lists of potential Grim Reaper Victims.


#2
January 1986
For the 1978 Contest all contest entries were hand-delivered; since that was a real pain for the members of the Audit Committee the 1979 Contest permitted (encouraged) snail-mailed entries. Gradually, the hand delivery option of entry submission was eliminated. Things went along fine until New Year's Eve 1985 - that night a severe ice storm started at about 4:00 p.m. and raged all night. Lots of snapped tree limbs, downed utility lines, treacherous roads ... you know the drill. Entries that had been placed into mail drop boxes couldn't be extracted for several days (the ice was that thick). As entries trickled in well past the deadline the Committee ruled that any entry that had been posted in an area that had been effected by the storm «and» had a postmark before January 8th, 1986 would be permitted provided that the names on that entry would be ineligible for scoring for one week for each day they were postmarked after the original deadline, starting with the date of postmark.


#3
January 1983
The fetus of a pregnant movie star was listed on someone's entry. Because of the whole Roe v. Wade fiasco this one was tough to hash out. The upshot is the current rule that declares an age of "Zero" for accidental loss of a fetus (miscarriage, attempted murder of the mother, etc.) while no possibity of scoring for intentionally-aborted fetuses (or whatever taxonomy might be applied based upon the stage of development).


#4
January 2001
Once entry submission went electronic with the 2000 Contest we thought that the precedent set in this ruling would not be needed again. Wrong! For the 2002 Contest we adjusted the submission deadline to account for the fact that January 1 starts 17 hours earlier in the central Pacific Ocean before it begins in New York City. Unfortunately we failed to adjust all submission times in all postings, so people got confused & a number missed the submission deadline based upon some of the rules but made the deadline by other parts of the rules. Those entries were accepted without prejudice. However a few people still blew it & sent their entries in after midnight Eastern Time ... one late in the day on New Year's Day. The acceptance with penalty ruling was modified to make ineligible their names for one week for every hour (or fraction thereof) that the entry was transmitted past the transmission deadline (specified in the year's contest rules).


#5
October 2002
The Audit Committee received an Email from a relative of someone listed in the Targets of Opportunity database requesting the de-listing of that relative. After due consideration the committee concluded that there was no basis for delisting the individual. Since the basis for database inclusion is the actual (or potential) notability of an individual, hence future scoring potential, the "public figure" status that the individual had already achieved should insulate the contest from invasion of privacy questions. Plus, de-listing because of "hurt feelings" is a never-ending cycle ... giving everyone veto over site content. The Audit Committee decided that the listing in question would remain in the database.


#6
December 2003
A contest Entrant had correctly predicted the demise of a British PM but was having trouble meeting the "1+ obituaries in 3 different categories" criteria of notability. His third category obituary violated the "No Feathering One's Nest Rule" - he had posted the Victim's obituary in the alt.obituaries newsgroup. Someone had posted a followup obituary from another source as a response. He was unsure if his initial post had "poisoned the well" since his thread was the only obituary thread for the individual. The committee ruling was easy — the "Nest" rule only applies to postings by an entrant, not to others (even if their posts are followups to an initially verboten posting). If the followup post had not been made the third category obituary test would have failed for the Entrant.


#7
February 2004
A contest Entrant had one element of their Big Disaster come true. The question: if one element is met does the Disaster count? The decision of the Audit Committee was that all elements of the described disaster must be met & in the way they were described. In the case of this disaster too much florid verbage, though entertaining, circumscribed the Disaster in such a way that it was unlikely to ever be met. In the future, if you actually wish to score points on your Big Disaster prediction, be careful that the description of the Disaster that you provide is free of terms and conditions that will bind the core elements of the Disaster to times, places & circumstances that would only occur in a Looney Tunes cartoon.

Submitting something like "Earthquake in L.A." would be good; submitting "Earthquake in L.A. during annual Phil Spector Santa Monica Beach Rollerblading & Handgun Shooting Biathalon" would be such an unlikely occurence that you'd do better submitting no Disaster.


#8
January 2008
An entrant filed an appeal on our ruling disqualifying their listing of "Billy Graham, evangelist" for the 2008 Contest even though that exact phrasing had been accepted in previous years. The disallowal for the 2008 Contest came about due to a change in status of Billy Graham the 3rd --- not part of the ministry or an evangelist during the 1990s or early 2000s. At some point in 2006 or early 2007 (prior to the death of his mother Ruth) he rejoined his father's ministry and became an evangelist again (he had been one back in the 1970s and early 1980s but left the "family business").

When we learned of this fact in the spring of 2007 we immediately added "William Franklin 'Billy' Graham III" to the Targets of Opportunity database, also as an evangelist, to give everybody the "heads up" that there was now more than one individual that could be described by the phrase "Billy Graham, evangelist".

The practical upshot of this change in the status of "III" was to mean that additional discrimination would be needed; the inclusion of "Jr." in the requested brief biographical sketch (signifying the living Elder) or the inclusion of "III" (signifying the returned prodigal son).

And, if this situation wasn't enough of a headache for entrants and audit committee members alike, there is a Billy Graham the 4th, proto-evangelist, waiting in the wings.

And, one last reminder --- William Franklin "Billy" Graham Sr., evangelist --- died in the 1950s. Listing him will earn you consideration for a Francisco Franco Award.



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11/17/2008