Caskets On Parade ... Cumulative Database ... Still Alive: "S"

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advertising agency co-founder  Charles Saatchi born on 6-10-1943 in Baghdad, Iraq

advertising agency co-founder  Maurice Saatchi born on 6-21-1946 in London, England

"disloyal" football coach  Nicholas Lou "Nick" Saban   always "loves" a school ... until a better offer comes along born on 10-31-1951 in Fairmont, West Virginia

tennis pro  Gabriela Sabatini born on 5-16-1970

Bret Saberhagen born on 4-11-1964

former clothing salesman  Edward Sabol   founded Blair Motor Pictures (1962) which became NFL Films born on 9-11-1916 in Atlantic City, New Jersey    Contest Selectors 2008 SPIT 3.1%

Shuttle STS-73 astronaut  Albert Sacco Jr. born on 5-3-1949 in Boston, Massachusetts

former cigarette pitch-woman  Janet Sachman   had been Miss Lucky Strike in the late 1940s to 1950s; lost her larynx and part of a lung to cancer born on ??-??-19??    Contest Selectors 2001 ANG 12½% 2002 ANG 9.1% 2003 MB 5.6% 2004 ANG, LMLD 11.1% 2005 ANG 4.3% 2006 LMLD 3.3% 2007 LMLD 3.2% 2008 LMLD 3.1% AKS: Sachtman

auto racer  Greg Sachs born on ??-??-19??

schlock movie director  William Sachs   made Galaxina (1980) born on ??-??-19??

retired Japanese 1st baseman (1959-80)  Sadaharu Oh   hit 868 home runs in 21 year career born on 5-5-1940 in Tokyo, Japan

former Egyptian first lady  Jihan Sadat   widow of Anwar born on ??-??-1934

over-rated singer  Sade   she pronounces it "char-Day"; we pronounce it "Say-d" ¤ real name: Helen Folasade Adu  born on 1-16-1959 in Ibadan, Nigeria

rapper  Joseph Sadler ¤ aka: "Grandmaster Flash" (in the pan?)  born on 1-1-1958 in Bridgetown, Barbados, West Indies    Contest Selectors 2007 GOHI 3.2% 2008 GOHI 3.1%

terrorist  Ahmed Omar Saeed Sheikh   convicted of murdering Daniel Pearl; sentenced to death born on 12-23-1973 in London, England    Contest Selectors 2003 PCD 5.6% 2009 LMLD 3.3% 2010 LMLD 3.7%

fugitive kidnapper & murderer  Joe Lewis Saenz   on the FBI Most Wanted list ¤ aka: "Zapp", "Smiley", "Hunnicut"  born on 8-4-1975    Contest Selectors 2010 REPR 3.7%

60 Minutes correspondent  Morley Safer born on 11-8-1931 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada    Contest Selectors 2000 BOD, IVY 29% 2001 BOD 12½% 2002 BOD 9.1% 2004 BOD 5.6% 2005 BOD 4.3% 2006 BOD 3.3% 2007 BOD, RPRM 6.5% 2008 BOD 3.1% 2009 BOD, RPRM 6.7% 2010 BOD, REPR, RIE, RPRM 14.8%

folk singer  Melanie Ann Safka-Schekeryk   she's got a pair of brand new roller skates ... born on 2-3-1947 in New York, New York

singer/actress  Catherine Louise "Katey" Sagal   sang backup for Bette Midler; played Peg Bundy on Married, With Children sitcom; daughter of Boris Sagal born on 1-19-1957 in Hollywood, California

actor  Jonathan Sagalle   portrayed Poldek Pfefferberg in Schindler's List (1993) born on ??-??-19?? in Toronto, Ontario, Canada

song writer  Carole Bayer Sager born on 3-8-1947

comic/actor  Robert Lane "Bob" Saget   also hosted the NBC prime time game show 1 vs. 100 (2007-8) born on 5-17-1956 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

actress  Ludivine Sagnier   played bikini-clad cupcake Julie Bosload in Swimming Pool (2003) & Tinkerbelle in Peter Pan (2003) born on 7-3-1979 in La Celle-Saint-Cloud, Yvelines, France

satirist  Morton Lyon Sahl   husband of China Lee born on 5-11-1927 in Montréal, Québec, Canada    Contest Selectors 1979 SB 7.7% 2006 BONY 3.3% 2007 BONY 3.2% 2008 GAS 3.1%

writer & comedy impressario  Bernard "Bernie" Sahlins   co-founder of the Second City Comedy Club in Chicago born on ??-??-19??

self-important "guru"  Sathya Sai Baba   fleeces the masses by claiming to be a god born on 11-23-1926 in Puttaparthi, Andra Pradesh, India    Contest Selectors 2005 TMD 4.3%

Hamas military commander  Raid Said   commands the Gaza City of the Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades born on ??-??-19??    Contest Selectors 2007 RAVN 3.2%

actress  Eva Marie Saint   awarded 1955 oscar for On The Waterfront born on 7-4-1924 in Newark, New Jersey    Contest Selectors 2005 BYE 4.3% 2006 BYE 3.3% 2007 BYE, PUD 6.5% 2008 BYE 3.1% 2009 BYE 3.3% 2010 {BYE} 3.7%

Playboy August 1982 Playmate of Month  Cathy St. George born on 8-23-1954 in Norfolk, Virginia

Playboy February 1965 Playmate of Month  Jessica St. George born on 10-13-1941 in Los Angeles, California

former hooker  Margo St. James   sex-workers rights organizer; founder of COYOTE (Call Off Your Old Tired Ethics) born on 9-12-1937 in Bellingham, Washington

actress  Susan Saint James   appeared on MacMillan and Wife tv series born on 8-14-1946

actress  Jill St. John   first wife of Lance Reventlow; current wife of Robert Wagner ¤ born: Jill Oppenheim  born on 8-19-1940 in Los Angeles, California

female boxer  Mia Rosales St. John   did November 1998 Playboy pictorial born on 6-24-1967

folk singer  Buffy Saint-Marie   former wife of Jack Nitzsche born on 2-20-1941 in Piapot Reserve, Saskatchewan, Canada

Playboy November 1978 Playmate of Month & 1979 Playmate of the Year  Monique St. Pierre born on 11-25-1953 in Wiesbaden, Germany

Wheel of Fortune host  Pat Sajak born on 10-26-1946

Bert Sakmann   shared the 1991 Nobel prize in medicine born on 6-12-1942 in Stuttgart, Swabia, Germany AKS: Sakman Sackmann Sackman

Colorado running back  Rashaan Iman Salaam   winner of the Heisman Trophy (1994); son of Sultan Salaam (Teddy Washington) who played on Cincinnati Bengals (1968) born on 10-8-1974 in La Jolla, California

marathon runner  Alberto Salazar born on 8-7-1958 in Havana, Cuba    Contest Selectors 2008 QKU 3.1% 2009 QKU 3.3% 2010 QKU 3.7%

actress  Zoë Saldana   played Anamaria in Pirates of the Caribbean, Uhura in the Star Trek franchise reboot (2009) & the Na'vi warrior princess Neytiri in Avatar (2009) ¤ born: Zoe Yadira Zaldaña Nazario  born on 6-8-1978 in New Jersey AKS: Zoe

Ali Abdullah Saleh   president of Yemen (1990-present) born on 3-21-1942    Contest Selectors 2010 BOD 3.7%

Miss America 1980  Cheryl Prewitt Salem   now runs a company that makes pageant swimwear ¤ Mrs. Harry Salem  born on ??-??-19?? in Ackerman, Mississippi

Barham Salih   deputy prime minister in the interim Iraqi suicide squad (government) born on ??-??-1960 in Kurdistan    Contest Selectors 2005 SPIT 4.3%

former Mexican President (1988-94)  Carlos Salinas de Gortari born on 4-3-1948 in Mexico City, Mexico

character actor  Peter Sallis   provides the voice of Wallace in the Wallace & Gromit shorts born on 2-1-1921 in Twickenham, Middlesex, England

Cambodian farmer  Saloth Nhep   brother of Pol Pot born on ??-??-1927 in Prek Sbov, Cambodia

Cambodian farmer  Saloth Seng   brother of Pol Pot born on ??-??-1912 in Prek Sbov, Cambodia

socialist activist & one-time Tougaloo Christian College instructor  John Randall Salter Jr.   at behest of the local NAACP head started a sit-in at the lunch counter of the local Woolworth; author of "Jackson Mississippi: An American Chronicle of Struggle and Schism" (1979) ¤ aka: "Hunter Gray," "Hunter Bear"  born on ??-??-19??

blithering fool & seventh head of the International Olympic Committee (1980-2001)  Juan Antonio Samaranch i Torelló   smarmy apologist for Francisco Franco ¤ title: Marqués de Samaranch  born on 7-17-1920 in Barcelona, Spain    Contest Selectors 2000 RR 14% 2003 TAP 5.6% 2004 TAP 5.6% 2006 XXX 3.3% 2007 RPRM 3.2% 2008 DFFC, JCM, NFG, QKU, RPRM, RR, WEP, XXX 25.0% 2009 DFFC, JCM, NFG, QKU, RPRM, RR, WEP, XXX 26.7% 2010 JCM, NFG, QKU, RPRM, RR, WEP, XXX 25.9% AKS: Joan Antoni

Bon Jovi guitarist  Richie Sambora born on 7-11-1959

former professional wrassler  Bruno Sammartino ¤ real name: Bruno Romano  born on 10-6-1936 in Abruzzi, Italy

former Dynasty actress  Emma Samms born on 8-28-1960

professional tennis player  Pete Sampras born on 8-12-1971

Pharaohs leader  Domingo Samudio   had 1960s hits with Wooly Bully & Li'l Red Riding Hood ¤ aka: "Sam the Sham"  born on 11-23-1933 in Dallas, Texas

one-shot wonder  Jerry Samuels   had 1966 novelty hit with They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! ¤ aka: "Napoleon XIV"  born on 6-20-1938 in New York, New York

1984 Olympic gold medalist  Joan Benoit Samuelson   first to win women's marathon; won 1985 Sullivan Award born on 5-6-1967

biochemist Dr.  Bengt Ingemar Samuelsson   shared the 1982 Nobel medicine prize for discoveries in the workings of prostaglandins & related substances born on 5-21-1934 in Halmstad, Sweden

terrorist  Ala'a Sanakra   group leader of the Al Aqsa Martyr's Brigades in Nablus born on ??-??-19??    Contest Selectors 2005 RAVN 4.3% 2006 RAVN 3.3% 2007 RAVN 3.2% AKS: Sankara

saxophonist  David Sanborn born on 7-30-1945

Playboy March 1995 Playmate of Month & 1996 Playmate of Month  Stacy Sanches born on 9-4-1973 in Dallas, Texas

international terrorist  Ilich Ramirez Sánchez   currently serving a 50-year sentence in French prison ¤ aka: "Carlos"  born on 10-12-1949 in Caracas, Venezuela AKS: Sanchez

Playboy May 1996 Playmate of Month  Shauna Sand   ex-Mrs. Lorenzo Lamas born on 9-2-1971 in San Diego, California AKS: Sands

actress  Dominique Sanda   did March 1972 Playboy pictorial ¤ born: Dominique Varaigne  born on 3-11-1948 in Paris, Île-de-France, France

basball Hall-of-Fame 2nd baseman  Ryne Dee Sandberg born on 9-18-1959 in Spokane, Washington AKS: Ryn Rian Ryan Rein Rhine Sandburg Sanberg Sanburg

former SS Standartenführer  Martin Sandberger   war criminal; as commander of the Sonderkommando 1a of the Einsatztruppe had a significant role in the mass murder of Baltic Jews born on 8-17-1911 in Berlin-Charlottenburg, Berlin, German Empire    Contest Selectors 2008 WEP 3.1%

former Oklahoma State & Detroit Lions running back  Barry Sanders   winner of the Heisman Trophy (1988) born on 7-16-1968 in Wichita, Kansas

former football player "Neon"  Deion Sanders born on 8-9-1967    Contest Selectors 2004 SS 5.6%

actor  Richard Sanders   played inept newsman Les Nesman on WKRP in Cincinnati (intoned "Oh, the humanity!" as turkeys rained from the sky) born on 8-23-1940 in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

annoying movie "comic"  Adam Sandler born on 9-9-1966

actor  Julian Sands born on 1-15-1958

actor  Tommy Sands born on 8-27-1937

actor  Gary Sandy   played program director Andy Travis for station WKRP in Cincinnati born on 12-25-1945 in Dayton, Ohio    Contest Selectors 2001 NFG 12½%

horndog South Carolina governor (2006-present)  Marshall Clement "Mark" Sanford   got caught returning from bootie call trip to Argentina where he was boinking his mistress born on 5-28-1960 in Fort Lauderdale, Florida AKS: Stanford

Frederick Sanger   won two Nobel prizes in chemistry: 1958 & 1980 (shared) born on 8-13-1918 in Rendcombe, Gloucestershire, England    Contest Selectors 2010 WEP 3.7%

Just Shoot Me actress  Laura San Giacomo born on 11-14-1961

musician  Carlos Santana born on 7-20-1947

baseball catcher  Benito Rivera Santiago born on 3-9-1965 in Ponce, Commonwealth of Puerto Rico

Playboy August 2002 Playmate of Month & 2003 Playmate of the Year  Christina L. Santiago   originally a runner-up in the Fox tv sweeps special that selected a different woman as a playmate born on 10-15-1981 in Chicago, Illinois

former Cubs 3rd baseman  Ronald Edward Santo Sr. born on 2-25-1940 in Seattle, Washington    Contest Selectors 2003 KLS 5.6% 2004 ANG, KLS, RAVN 16.7% 2005 ANG, DTM, KLS, QKU 17.4% 2006 ANG, DTM, KLS 10.0% 2007 ANG, KLS 6.5% 2008 ANG, KLS 6.3% 2009 ANG, KLS 6.7% 2010 ANG, KLS 7.4%

actor  Joe Santos born on 6-9-1936

Angolan president (1979-present)  Jose Eduardo dos Santos born on 8-28-1942 in Luanda, Angola    Contest Selectors 2000 IVY 14%

SNL comedian  Horatio Sanz born on 6-4-1974 in Chile    Contest Selectors 2002 JEDS 9.1%

Miss America 1992  Carolyn Sapp born on ??-??-19??

José de Sousa Saramago   was the 1998 Nobel literature laureate born on 11-16-1922 in Azinhaga, Ribatejo Province, Portugal AKS: Jose

actor  Chris Sarandon born on 7-24-1942

actress  Susan Sarandon   co-starred in Thelma and Louise; shacked-up with Tim Robbins born on 10-4-1946

Playboy March 1960 Playmate of Month  Sally Sarell born on 6-25-1938 in Ashtabula, Ohio

director  Joseph Sargent   made The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974) ¤ born: Giuseppe Danielle Sorgente  born on 7-25-1925 in Jersey City, New Jersey

Armenian president  Serzh Sargsyan born on 6-30-1954 in Stepana Kert, Nagomo-Karabakh, Azerbaijan    Contest Selectors 2010 TTM 3.7%

French president (5-16-2007-present)  Nicolas Paul Stéphane Sarközy de Nagy-Bocsa born on 1-28-1955 in Paris, Île-de-France, France AKS: Nicholas Stephane Sarkozy

movie director  Michael Sarne   unleashed the dreadful Myra Breckinridge upon an indifferent public (1970) born on 8-6-1939 in London, England

actor  Michael Sarrazin born on 5-22-1940

former Village Voice film critic  Andrew George Sarris born on 10-31-1928 in Brooklyn, New York, New York

original Mickey Mouse Club Mouseketeer  Mary Lynn Sartori   appeared on series as Mary in its first season (1955-56) born on 1-4-1943 in Glendale, California

model & "actress"  Beverly Sassoon   Vidal Sassoon's ex; played Cassandra in How To Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965) & Lovey Kravezit in three Matt Helm movies: The Silencers (1966), Murderer's Row (1966) & The Ambushers (1967) ¤ née: Adams  born on ??-??-1945 in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada AKS: Lovie Kravesit

celebrity hair stylist  Vidal Sassoon   had his own line of hair care products born on 1-17-1928 in London, England

stripper/actress  Tura Satana   played Suzette Wong in Irma la Douce (1963) and Varla in Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965) ¤ born: Tura Luna Pascual Yamaguchi  born on 7-10-1935 in Hokkaido, Japan

St.Louis Browns baseball player  Francis Field "Frank" Saucier   played in only 18 games (1951); during one game was pulled from the lineup & replaced at bat by a midget; currently an Amarillo (TX) Rotarian born on 5-28-1927 in Leslie, Missouri

Petticoat Junction actress  Lori Saunders born on 10-4-1941

Playboy November 1985 Playmate of Month  Pamela Annette Saunders born on 7-9-1963 in Miami, Florida

actor  Ben Savage born on 9-13-1980

actor  Fred Savage born on 7-9-1976

actress  Camille Saviola   played Kai Opaka on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine born on 7-16-1950 in New York, New York

ABC newsie  Diane Sawyer   married to Mike Nichols; current anchorwoman of ABC World New Tonight (2010-present) born on 12-22-1945

actor  John Saxon born on 8-5-1935

movie director  John Sayles   made movie Eight Men Out (1988) about the 1919 Black Sox Scandal born on 9-28-1950 in Schenectady, New York

actress  Greta Scacchi ¤ born: Greta Gracco  born on 2-18-1960 in Milan, Italy

musician  Boz Scaggs born on 6-8-1944

Supreme Court associate justice (1986-present)  Antonin Scalia born on 3-11-1936 in Trenton, New Jersey

actor  Jack Scalia born on 11-10-1951

film editor  Pietro Scalia   won oscar for editing Black Hawk Down born on 3-17-1960 in Sicily, Italy

actor  Alan Scarfe   played Dr. Talmadge on Seven Days tv series; husband of Barbara March; father of Jonathan born on 6-8-1946 in London, England

actor  Jonathan Scarfe   played Chase Carter on episodes of E.R. born on 12-16-1975 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Wisconsin prison inmate  Christopher J. Scarver   murderer of Jeffrey Dahmer in the prison gym born on ??-??-1969

actress  Diana Scarwid born on 8-27-1955

journalist & politician  Günter Schabowski   former SED party official; by a misunderstanding opened the Berlin Wall (all rules for travelling abroad were lifted, in effect "immediately") born on 1-4-1929 in Anklam, Province Pomerania, Prussia, Germany    Contest Selectors 2010 WEP 3.7% AKS: Gunter

rock bassist  Mel Schacher   co-founder of Grand Funk Railroad (1968) born on 4-3-1951 in Owosso, Michigan

Miss America 1972  Laurel Lea Schaefer born on ??-??-1950 in Bexley, Ohio

long-ago soccer star  Hans "de Knoll" Schäfer   one of 11 "Heroes of Berne" — was on the 1954 winning team of the FIFA World Cup born on 10-19-1927 in Cologne-Zollstock, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany    Contest Selectors 2007 WEP 3.2% AKS: Schafer

former Maryland governor (1987-95)  William Donald Schaffer born on 11-2-1921 in Baltimore, Maryland    Contest Selectors 2009 DFFC 3.3% 2010 DFFC 3.7%

actor  William Schallert   played the ambulance driver in Them! born on 7-6-1922    Contest Selectors 2007 AUDC 3.2% AKS: Shallert

Andrew Viktor Schally   shared the 1977 Nobel prize in medicine ¤ born: Andrzej Wiktor Schally  born on 11-30-1926 in Wilno, Poland AKS: Victor

former New York Times reporter/editor (1959-85)  Sydney Hillel Schanberg   won 1975 Pulitzer prize for The Death and Life of Dith Pran (basis of 1984 movie The Killing Fields) born on 1-17-1934 in Clinton, Massachusetts

identity-challenged co-joined twin  George Schappell   connected to Lori at forehead; has a partially-common frontal lobe ¤ born: "Dori" then: "Reba"  born on 9-18-1961 in Reading, Pennsylvania    Contest Selectors 2009 RIE 3.3%

co-joined twin  Lori Schappell   connected to George at the forehead; has a partially-common frontal lobe born on 9-18-1961 in Reading, Pennsylvania    Contest Selectors 2009 RIE 3.3%

former actress & NYC Playboy bunny  Sabrina Marie Scharf   played Indian maiden Miramanee (Mrs. James T. Kirk) in Paradise Syndrome episode of original Star Trek series; served in California state senate ¤ born: Sandra Mae Trentman Mrs. Robert Schiller  born on ??-??-19?? in Delphus, Ohio

former Benton & Bowles ad man  Norman Schaut   in 1964 wrote "Please don't squeeze the Charmin" for t.p. shill George Whipple (named after the director of public relations at B&B) born on ??-??-1933

former German president (1974-79)  Walter Scheel born on 7-8-1919 in Solingen, Northrhine-Westphalia, Germany    Contest Selectors 2006 WEP 3.3% 2007 WEP 3.2% 2008 WEP 3.1% 2009 WEP 3.3% 2010 WEP 3.7%

former Ramparts magazine editor (1964-69)  Robert Scheer   conducted numerous interviews for Playboy including: Jerry Brown (April 1976 issue), Jimmy Carter (November 1976 issue) & Jesse Jackson (June 1984 issue); currently an opinion columnist at the Los Angeles Times born on 4-14-1936 in New York, New York

actor  Maximilian Schell   starred in The Black Hole & won a Best Actor oscar for Judgement at Nuremberg (1961) born on 12-8-1930 AKS: Shell

Univeristy of Maryland political economist  Thomas Crombie Schelling   shared 2005 Nobel economics prize for development/use of game theory born on 4-14-1921 in Oakland, California

movie director  Fred Schepisi   directed Six Degrees of Separation (1993) born on 12-26-1939 in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia AKS: Shepisi

actress  Elisabeth "Elsi" Scherer born on 11-30-1914 in Köln, Northrhine-Westfalia, Germany    Contest Selectors 2006 WEP 3.3%

Time magazine critic  Richard Schickel born on 2-10-1933 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin

musical parodist  Peter Schickele   co-create P.D.Q. Bach with brother and friend Ernest Lloyd; wrote film score for Silent Running (1971) born on 7-17-1935 in Ames, Iowa

CBS reporter  Bob Schieffer   was interim anchorman of the CBS Evening News (3/10/2004-9/4/2006) until Katie Couric took over born on 2-25-1937 in Austin, Texas AKS: Scheiffer Shieffer Sheiffer Schiefer Scheifer

Playboy September 1997 Playmate of Month  Nikki Schieler   ex-Mrs. Ian Ziering; also did July 2003 Playboy pictorial born on 8-9-1971 in Norwalk, California

model  Claudia Schiffer   did a May 1997 Playboy Magazine pictorial born on 8-25-1970 in Rheinberg, North Rhine-Westphalia, West Germany AKS: Shiffer

John Holmes' teen mistress  Dawn Schiller   denied any knowledge of or involement in the Wonderland Murders (1981) born on ??-??-1961 in Point Pleasant, New Jersey

author  Lawrence J. Schiller   interviewed Gary Gilmore for Playboy, then produced/directed The Executioner's Song (1982); was also a photographer for Playboy born on 12-28-1936 in New York, New York

Playboy July 1975 Playmate of Month  Lynn Schiller ¤ real name: Lynn Theel  born on 3-5-1951 in Detroit, Michigan

tv writer  Robert A. "Bob" Schilller   part of the writing teams on I Love Lucy & The Red Skelton Show born on 11-8-1918 in San Francisco, California    Contest Selectors 2008 KLS 3.1% 2009 KLS 3.3%

baseball pitcher  Curtis Montague Schilling born on 11-14-1966 in Anchorage, Alaska

author  Phyllis Stewart Schlafly born on 8-15-1924 in Saint Louis, Missouri AKS: Phylis Phillis Philis Phyllus Phylus Schlaffly Shlaffly Shlafly Schlaflie Shlaflie Schlaflee

actor  Charlie Schlatter born on 5-1-1966

European Space Agency Shuttle STS-55 & 122 astronaut  Hans-William Schelegel born on 8-3-1951 in Überlingen, Germany

physiologist  Laura Catherine Schlessinger PhD.   has preachy syndicated radio program dispensing advice on topics outside of the realm of her academic training; hadn't spoken with her mother in over a decade before mom's demise — perhaps Dr. Phil should get her into a group setting with the likes of Pete Doherty, Amy Winehouse & Britney Spears to "talk things out" born on 1-16-1947 in New York, New York

"controversial" film/stage director  Christoph Maria Schlingensief   also an actor, author, performance artist, honeywagon driver & zeppelin inflator; has cancer born on 10-24-1960 in Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany    Contest Selectors 2009 WEP 3.3%

ShamWow! infomercial douche-bag  Vince Schlomi   on Ferbuary 7, 2009 was arrested in a Miami, Florida hotel for punching-out a $1,000-a-pop hooker — he claimed she bit into his tongue and wouldn't let go ¤ aka: Vince Offer  born on 4-25-1964 in Israel

famous offspring  Caroline Bouvier Kennedy Schlossberg   "Sweet" subject of a popular Neil Diamond song born on 11-27-1957 in New York, New York    Contest Selectors 2000 IVY 14%

Chicago Tribune columnist  Mary Theresa Schmich   also writes the Brenda Starr daily comic (June Brigman draws it) born on ??-??-1932 in Savannah, Georgia

professor  Hannelore "Loki" Schmidt   a botany expert ¤ née: Glaser Mrs. Helmut Schmidt  born on 3-3-1919 in Hamburg, Germany    Contest Selectors 2007 WEP 3.2%

playwright  Harvey Lester Schmidt   co-author of The Fantasticks (1959) born on 9-12-1929 in Dallas, Texas

former West German Chancellor (1974-82)  Helmut Heinrich Waldemar Schmidt born on 12-23-1918 in Hamburg, Germany    Contest Selectors 2002 RAVN 9.1% 2003 RAVN 5.6% 2006 WEP 3.3% 2007 OIE, WEP 6.5% 2008 KLS, LMLD, WEP 9.4% 2009 ADWC, KLS, LMLD, WEP 13.3% 2010 ADWC, KLS, OIE, WEP 14.8%

former pro football player/coach  Joseph Paul "Joe" Schmidt   played for & coached the Detroit Lions (1953-65 & 1967-72) born on 1-18-1932    Contest Selectors 2008 JCM 3.1% 2009 JCM 3.3% 2010 JCM 3.7%

Hall of Fame baseball player  Mike Schmidt born on 9-27-1949

Apollo 17 astronaut  Harrison Hagan "Jack" Schmitt   served as one of New Mexico's U.S. senators (1977-83) born on 7-3-1935 in Santa Rita, New Mexico

Playboy February 1978 Playmate of Month  Janis Schmitt born on 3-14-1947 in Saint Louis, Missouri

actor  John Schneider   Bo Duke on The Dukes of Hazzard born on 4-8-1954 in Mount Kisco, New York

actress  Maria Schneider   Brando's "love interest" in Last Tango In Paris; did March 1973 Playboy pictorial born on 3-27-1952 in Paris, Île-de-France, France

actor  Rob Schneider born on 10-31-1964

actress  Olga Schoberová   featured in Playboy pictorial "Girls of Russia and the Iron Curtain Countries"; played title role in Revenge of She (1968) ¤ aka: Olink Berova  born on 3-15-1943 in Prague, Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia AKS: Olinka Schoberova

Go-Go's musician  Gina Schock born on 8-31-1957

Hall of Fame baseball player  "Red" Schoendienst born on 2-2-1923    Contest Selectors 2003 KOHD 5.6%

documentary director  Pierre Schoendoerffer   received oscar for his feature documentary La Section Anderson (1967; The Anderson Platoon) born on 5-5-1928 in Chamalières, Puy-de-Dôme, Auvergne, France

Myron Samuel Scholes   co-recipient of the 1997 Nobel prize in economics born on 7-1-1941 in Timmins, Ontario, Canada

1964/68 Olympic swimmer  Don A. Schollander   won 1964 Sullivan Award born on 4-30-1946

Wilhelm Gustloff sinking survivor  Heinz Schön   has researched the World War II Baltic Sea maritime disasters born on ??-??-1926    Contest Selectors 2008 CSI 3.1% 2009 CSI 3.3% 2010 CSI 3.7% AKS: Schon

newsman  Daniel Louis Schorr born on 8-31-1916 in New York, New York    Contest Selectors 2000 ANG, BOD 29% 2001 BOD 12½% 2002 BOD 9.1% 2004 BOD 5.6% 2005 BOD 4.3% 2006 BOD 3.3% 2007 BOD, PCD 6.5% 2008 BOD 3.1% 2009 BOD 3.3% 2010 BOD, QKU 7.4% AKS: Shorr Shore Shor Schore Schorre

Playboy August 1984 Playmate of Month  Suzi Schott born on 7-19-1961 in Springfield, Illinois

movie director  Paul Schrader   made Affliction (1997) & Auto Focus (2002) born on 7-22-1946 in Grand Rapids, Michigan

Ian Schrager   partner in the Studio 54 night club; did 13 months in the Federal pen for tax evasion; now running hotels born on ??-??-19??

physicist  John Robert Schrieffer   formerly at UC Santa Barbara; shared 1972 Nobel physics prize for explaining superconductivity; convicted of vehicular manslaughter (7/25/05); facing prison time born on 5-31-1931 in Oak Park, Illinois

MIT chemistry professor  Richard Royce Schrock   shared 2005 Nobel Chemistry prize born on 1-4-1945 in Berne, Indiana

actor since childhood  Rick Schroder ¤ formerly "Rickie"  born on 4-13-1970

film director  Barbet Schroeder   directed documentary Idi Amin Dada (1974), Barfly (1987), Reversal of Fortune (1990), Single White Female (1992) & Desperate Measures (1998) born on 8-26-1941 in Tehran, Iran

character actor  John Schuck   played Detective Gregory "YoYo" Yoyonovich on Holmes and Yo-Yo tv series (1976); the Klingon Ambassador in two Star Trek movies (III & IV) born on 2-4-1940 in Boston, Massachusetts

Rev.  Robert Harold Schuller   preached from the Crystal Cathedral; retired from the post in January 2006 born on 9-16-1926 in Alton, Illinois

A-Team actor  Dwight Schultz   was Howlin' Mad Murdock born on 11-24-1947

Playboy February 1998 Playmate of Month  Julia Schultz ¤ Mrs. Brett Tomko  born on 6-15-1979 in San Diego, California

Playboy September 1964 Playmate of Month  Astrid Schulz born on 9-12-1939 in Heemstede, North Holland, The Netherlands

race car driver  Michael Schumacher born on 1-2-1969 in Huerth-Hermuelheim, Germany    Contest Selectors 2001 NFG 12½% 2003 ABRA 5.6%

company namesake  Sara Lee Schupf   her father named his cake & pie company after her ¤ born: Sara Lee Lubin  born on ??-??-1941

disgruntled Florida moviegoer  Seymour Schuss   on 11-2-2002 punched Irving Rosenberg in line at a theater; Rosenberg fell down, hit his head ... died; Schuss recently plead guilty to a lesser charge born on ??-??-1934    Contest Selectors 2005 FA 4.3%

discount stockbroker  Charles R. Schwab born on 7-29-1937 in Sacramento, California

Marquette U. assistant coach  Trey Schwab   had idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis — recipient of a double lung transplant in 2004 born on ??-??-1965    Contest Selectors 2004 RIE 5.6%

tv producer  Sherwood Schwartz   created Gilligan's Island and The Brady Bunch; wrote lyrics to the Ballad of Gilligan's Island (1964; music by George Wyle); named his doomed ship after an FCC Commission Chief born on 11-14-1916 in Passaic, New Jersey    Contest Selectors 2001 NFG 12½% 2002 DTM 9.1% 2003 DTM, MB 11.1% 2004 DTM, LMLD, NFG 16.7% 2005 DTM, NFG, SPIT 13.0% 2006 DTM, NFG, OIE, SPIT 13.3% 2007 DTH, DTM, LMLD, NFG, SPIT 16.1% 2008 DGW, DTM, LMLD, NFG, SPIT 15.6% 2009 ADWC, DTM, LMLD, NFG 13.3% 2010 ADWC, DTM, NFG, OIE, PCD 18.5% AKS: Shwartz Schwarz Shwarz

General  H. Norman Schwartzkopf Jr.   Operation Desert Shield/Storm commander born on 8-22-1934 in Trenton, New Jersey

convicted peophile  Dean Arthur Schwartzmiller   kept a log of his activities over the last 30 years — possibly over 36,000 incidents with many thousands of victims born on 7-7-1941 in Snohomish, Washington

California governor (November 17, 2003-present)  Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger   former bodybuilder & serial fondler; had lead in Conan the Barbarian & Terminator movie series; subject of controversial August 1977 interview in oui magazine; husband of Maria Shriver ¤ aka: "The Austrian Oak", "Conan the Republican" & "The Governator"  born on 7-30-1947 in Thal, Styria, Austria    Contest Selectors 2009 TWOS 3.3% 2010 TWOS 3.7%

Apollo 9 astronaut  Russell Louis Schweikart born on 10-25-1935 in Neptune, New Jersey

Friends actor  David Schwimmer born on 11-2-1966

actress  Annabella Sciora born on 3-24-1964

actress  Tracy Scoggins born on 11-13-1959

actor  Peter Scolari born on 9-12-1954

film director  Martin Scorsese   made Raging Bull, The King of Comedy, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Color of Money (1986), Goodfellas & The Aviator (2004) born on 11-17-1942 in Flushing, New York

original Mickey Mouse Club Mouseketeer  Bronson Scott   appeared on series as Bronson in its first season (1955-56) born on 7-21-1947 in San Gabriel, California

1976 A.M. Turing Award co-recipient  Dana Stewart Scott   did work on non-deterministic machines born on 10-11-1932 in Berkeley, California

Gemini VIII and Apollo 9 & 15 astronaut  David Randolph Scott born on 6-6-1932 in San Antonio, Texas

Playboy June 1965 Playmate of Month  Hedy Scott born on 1-24-1946 in Jodoigne, Walloon Brabant, Wallonia, Belgium

cartoonist  Jerry Scott   co-creator of the Zits strip (1993); received the 2001 Reuben Award born on 5-2-1955 in South Bend, Indiana

blues/jazz singer "Little"  Jimmie Scott born on ??-??-19??

actress  Kathryn Leigh Scott   former Playboy bunny (1963-66); played Maggie Evenson on Dark Shadows tv series (1966) & Nuria on Star Trek: Next Generation episode Who Watches the Watchers (1989) ¤ born: Kathryn Kringstad  born on 1-29-1945 in Robinsdale, Minnesota

Leslie Scott   created the Jenga game ("Jenga" is Swahili meaning "to build") born on ??-??-1956 in Tanganyka

Playboy February 1995 Playmate of Month  Lisa Marie Scott born on 2-1-1974 in Pensacola, Florida

actress  Lizabeth Scott   played Fran Garland in Dark City (1950) ¤ born: Emma Matzo  born on 9-29-1922 in Scranton, Pennsylvania

Playboy May 1956 Playmate of Month  Marion Scott born on ??-??-19?? in Germany

Playboy March 1964 Playmate of Month  Nancy Scott born on 10-2-1941 in Hollywood, California

Playboy August 1999 Playmate of Month  Rebecca Scott born on 9-27-1972 in Kenosha, Wisconsin

movie director  Ridley Scott   directed Alien (1979), Blade Runner (1982), White Squall (1996) & Gladiator (2000) plus Apple Computer's 1984 commercial born on 11-30-1937 in South Shields, Durham, England    Contest Selectors 2003 MJ 5.6%

October 2007 Playboy Playmate of Month  Spencer Scott born on 4-4-1989 in Saint Petersburg, Florida

ESPN sportcaster  Stuart Scott born on 7-19-1965 in Chicago, Illinois    Contest Selectors 2008 QKU 3.1% 2009 QKU 3.3% 2010 QKU 3.7%

Playboy February 1960 Playmate of Month  Susie Scott born on 8-22-1938 in Chicago, Illinois

Playboy May 1983 Playmate of Month  Susie Scott   does a lot of humanitarian work in Haiti ¤ married name: Susie Scott Krabacher  born on 11-2-1963 in San Diego, California

Today Show weather balloon  Willard Scott born on 3-7-1934    Contest Selectors 2003 ABRA 5.6%

Shuttle STS-72 & 87 astronaut  Winston Elliot Scott born on 8-6-1950 in Miami, Florida

Alison Scott-Carey   HIV+ sister of Mariah born on ??-??-1959    Contest Selectors 2000 KLS 14% 2001 KLS 12½% 2003 KLS 5.6%

opera singer  Renata Scotto born on 2-24-1935

former Pennsylvania governor (1963-67)  William Warren Scranton born on 7-19-1917 in Madison, Connecticut    Contest Selectors 1979   7.7%

Earl Eugene Scruggs   of Flatt and Scruggs; had 1969 hit Foggy Mountain Breakdown born on 1-6-1924 in Flint Hill, North Carolina    Contest Selectors 2009 DGW 3.3% 2010 DGW 3.7%

John Scully   former Pepsi & Apple executive born on 4-6-1939 in New York, New York AKS: Sculley

sportscaster  Vincent Edward Scully born on 11-29-1927 in New York, New York

Shuttle STS-41-G astronaut  Paul Desmond Scully-Power born on 5-28-1944 in Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

American Idol host  Ryan John Seacrest born on 12-24-1974 in Atlanta, Georgia

former Jamaican prime minister (1981-89)  Edward Phillip George Seaga born on 5-28-1930 in Boston, Massachusetts

martial arts movie actor  Steven Seagal   has an ego the size of the Goodyear blimp born on 4-10-1951

singer/songwriter  Seal ¤ full name: Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adelo Samuel  born on 2-19-1963 in London, England

Bobby George Seale   co-founded the Black Panther Party (1966) born on 10-22-1936 in Dallas, Texas

elder KKK goon  James Ford Seale   as a ignorant peckerwood Mississippi county sheriff's deputy kidnapped Charles Eddie Moore & Henry Hezekiah Dee and delivered them into the hands of their murderers; his partner in the crime, Charles Marcus Edwards, turned states evidence on his sorry ass; had been living in Roxie, Mississippi; convicted in Federal court June 2007 & sentenced to life imprisonment born on ??-??-1934 in Mississippi    Contest Selectors 2008 RR 3.1% 2009 RR 3.3%

blues singer  Don Seals born on 8-13-1942

Seals & Crofts singer  Jimmy Seals   older brother of Danny Seals born on 10-17-1942 in McCarney, Texas

Shuttle STS-58, 76 & 90 astronaut  Richard Alan "Rick" Searfoss born on 6-5-1956 in Mount Clemens, Michigan

magazine cartoonist  Ronald William Fordham Searle   as a World War II prisoner of war worked on the infamous Siam-Burma railway; has drawn for Punch, The Sunday Express and other publications; recipient of the 1960 Reuben Award born on 3-3-1920 in Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England    Contest Selectors 2008 CSI, RR 6.3% 2009 RR 3.3% 2010 CSI, RR 7.4%

Hall of Fame pitcher  Tom Seaver born on 11-17-1944

Lovin' Spoonful singer  John Sebastian born on 3-17-1944

singer  Jon Secada born on 10-4-1961

General  Richard V. Secord born on 7-6-1932 in LaRue, Ohio

singer/songwriter  Neil Sedaka   sang of his Calendar Girl born on 3-13-1939 in Brooklyn, New York, New York    Contest Selectors 2007 JCM 3.2% 2008 JCM 3.1% 2009 JCM 3.3% 2010 JCM 3.7%

Shuttle STS-51-D, 40 & 58 astronaut Dr.  Margaret Rhea Seddon   wife of astronaut Robert L. Gibson born on 11-8-1947 in Murfreesboro, Tennessee

actress  Kyra Sedgwick born on 8-19-1965

Nazi bagman  Hans Sedlmeier   a childhood friend of Josef Mengele; he worked for the Mengele family's agricultural machinery company; made regular trips to Brazil to pass money to him born on ??-??-1911 in Germany    Contest Selectors 2007 RR 3.2% 2008 RR 3.1% 2009 RR 3.3% 2010 RR 3.7%

folk singer & songwriter  Peter Seeger   co-founder of The Weavers; wrote Where Have All the Flowers Gone? (1961), If I Had a Hammer (with Lee Hays) & Turn, Turn, Turn (1965) born on 5-3-1919 in New York, New York    Contest Selectors 1979 VM 7.7% 2000 ANG, IVY 29% 2001 ANG 12½% 2002 MORB 9.1% 2007 DGW, GREB, TFM 9.7% 2008 CSI, DGW, GREB, TFM 12.5% 2009 ADWC, GREB, TFM 10.0% 2010 ADWC, CSI, GREB 11.1%

Shuttle STS-60 & 76 astronaut  Ronald Michael Sega born on 12-4-1952 in Cleveland, Ohio

Barbara Joyce Segal   eponymous namesake of a famous doll ¤ née: Handler  born on ??-??-19??

actor  George Segal   his banjo playing has listeners crying "Just Shoot Me" born on 2-13-1934

old-time rock-n-roller  Bob Seger born on 5-6-1945

CREEP dirty trickster  Donald Henry Segretti   say bye-bye to your law license, dirtbag born on 9-17-1941 in San Marino, California

comedian  Jerry Seinfeld born on 4-29-1954

former Colorado College forward  Peter Sejna   winner of 2003 Hobey Baker Award born on 10-5-1979 in Liptovsky Mikulas, Slovakia

1970s & 80s porn "actress"  Seka   had lots of unprotected sex with now-dead co-stars; once boffed Clarence Thomas' stunt double ¤ real name: Dorothea Hundley Patton  born on 4-15-1954 in Radford, Virginia    Contest Selectors 2005 SPAM 4.3% 2006 TWOS 3.3% 2008 TWOS, XXX 6.3% 2009 TWOS 3.3% 2010 TWOS 3.7%

Last Exit to Brooklyn author  Hubert Selby Jr. born on 7-23-1928 in New York, New York

July 2007 Playboy Playmate of Month  Tiffany Selby born on 11-14-1981 in Jacksonville, Florida

pro tennis player  Monica Seles born on 12-2-1973 in Novi Sad, Yugoslavia

auto dealer  Allan Huber "Bud" Selig   served as "Acting Commissioner" September 7, 1992 to July 9, 1998; current Baseball Commissioner (July 9, 1998 to present) born on 7-30-1934 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin

actress  Connie Sellacca   Mrs. John Tesh born on 5-25-1955

Magnum, P.I. actor  Thomas "Tom" Sellick   early in career got to be one of Mae West's boy toys in Myra Breckinridge born on 1-29-1945 in Detroit, Michigan

Shuttle STS-121 astronaut  Piers John Sellers born on 4-11-1955 in Crowborough, East Sussex, England

actress  Victoria Sellers   daughter of Peter & Britt Ekland; born on 1-20-1965 in London, England

serial killer on Texas death row  Tommy Lynn Sells   estimates vary on his body count — from 6 to 70 ¤ number 999367  born on 6-28-1964 in Oakland, California    Contest Selectors 2007 TFM 3.2% 2009 TFM 3.3%

Reinhard Justus Reginald Selten   shared the 1994 Nobel prize in economics born on 10-10-1930 in Breslau, Germany (now Wroclaw, Poland)

Khmer Rouge thug  Samdach Heng Samrin   Pol Pot cohort; "president" of Kampuchea (1979-93) born on 5-25-1934 in Prey Veng Province, Cambodia    Contest Selectors 1980 DW 6.3%

Trinity College, Cambridge economist  Amartya Kumar Sen   1998 Nobel economics laureate born on 11-3-1933 in Santiniketan, India

"Wild Things" illustrator  Maurice Sendak born on 6-10-1928    Contest Selectors 2005 TBC 4.3%

Wisconsin reporesentative (1979-present)  Frank James Sensenbrenner Jr. born on 6-14-1941 in Chicago, Illinois

character actor  Andy Serkis   portrayed choreographer John D'Auban in Topsy-Turvey (1999) & Sméagol/Gollum in the Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001-03) born on 4-20-1964 in London, England AKS: Sirkus Surkis Serkus Circus Smeagol Smeagul Smeagle Golum Golem Gollem

former NYC cop  Francisco Vincent "Frank" Serpico   subject of book & 1973 movie born on 4-14-1936 in New York, New York    Contest Selectors 2005 SPAM 4.3%

Arts Endowment fraud  Andres Serrano   claims to be an "artist"; his proof: Piss Christ born on 8-15-1950 in New York, New York

singer/wongwriter  Joan Manuel Serrat i Teresa   has bladder cancer born on 12-27-1943 in Barcelona, Spain    Contest Selectors 2006 LMLD 3.3%

Eduardo Serrato   member of ? and the Mysterians band born on ??-??-1947

former Colorado College hockey forward  Martin Michael "Marty" Sertich   winner of 2005 Hobey Baker Award born on 10-13-1982 in Roseville, Minnesota

Playboy April 1963 Playmate of Month  Sandra Settani born on 2-18-1938 in Wisconsin

actress  Joan Severance   played Susan Proffitt on Wise Guy (1988); did January 1990 & November 1992 Playboy pictorials born on 12-23-1958 in Houston, Texas

trumpet player  Carl Hilding "Doc" Severinsen   led Tonight Show Band during Johnny Carson's tenure born on 7-7-1927 in Arlington, Oregon    Contest Selectors 2004 MJ 5.6% 2008 GAS 3.1% 2009 JCM 3.3% 2010 JCM 3.7% AKS: Severinson

actress  Chloë Sevigny born on 11-18-1974 AKS: Chloe

tv & movie actress  Jane Seymour   had screen debut as Solitaire in Live and Let Die (1973); had leads in Somewhere in Time (as Elyce McKenna) and title role in Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman; did tame pictorial in the January 1987 Playboy ¤ real name: Joyce Penelope Wilhelmina Frankenberg  born on 2-15-1951 in Hillingdon, England

lingerie model  Stephanie Seymour   did March 1991 & February 1993 Playboy pictorials born on 7-23-1968 in San Diego, California

troubled yout'  Malcolm Shabazz   grandson of Malcolm X; responsible for his grandmother's death by arson fire; doing time for attempted robbery born on ??-??-1985

Dallas/Knots Landing actor  Ted Shackelford born on 6-23-1946

movie director  Tom Shadyac   made Liar Liar (1997) & Patch Adams (1998) born on ??-??-1960 in Falls Church, Virginia

musician  Paul Shaffer   musical director for The Late Show with David Letterman; co-wrote It's Raining Men (with Paul Jabara) born on 11-28-1949 in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada AKS: Shafer Shaefer Schaffer Schafer Schaeffer Schaefer

playwright  Peter Shaffer   wrote Equus & Amadeus; brother of playwright Anthony Shaffer born on 5-15-1926

World War II-era nurse  Edith Cullen Shain   on August 15, 1945 (VJ-Day) photographer Alfred Eisenstadt was in Times Square when victory over Japan was announced — he snapped the famous Life Magazine photo of a sailor kissing a woman (subsequently identified by Eisenstadt as Shain) born on ??-??-1918    Contest Selectors 2010 PCD 3.7%

Playboy May 2002 Playmate of Month  Christi Shake ¤ real name: Christina "Tina" Fistek  born on 8-22-1980 in Baltimore, Maryland

former University of Wisconsin president  Donna Edna Shalala   unfortunately, was associated with the Clinton presidency as a Cabinet Secretary; has fraternal twin Diane born on 2-14-1941 in Cleveland, Ohio

movie critic  Tom Shales born on 11-3-1948

character actor  Anthony Marcus "Tony" Shalhoub   plays Adrian Monk on cable tv detective comedy show (2002-present) born on 10-9-1953 in Green Bay, Wisconsin

former Joint Chiefs chairman (1993-97)  John Malchase David Shalikashvilli   suffered a severe stroke in 2004 born on 6-27-1936    Contest Selectors 2005 RAVN, TBC 8.7% 2006 KLS 3.3% 2006 RAVN 3.3% 2007 KLS, RAVN 6.5% 2008 KLS 3.1%

"movie critic"  Gene Shalit   his moustache has more credibility than his reviews born on 3-25-1932

reality show contestant  Parvati Shallow   winner of Survivor: Micronesia — Fans vs. Favorites (May 2008) born on 9-21-1982

Adi Shamir   he's the S in RSA encryption); shared the 2002 A.M. Turing Award born on ??-??-1952 in Tel Aviv, Israel

former Israeli Prime Minister (1983-4, 1986-92)  Yitzhak Shamir   now enfeebled & confined to a nursing home ¤ born: Icchak Jeziernicky «or» Yizhak Yzernitzky  born on 10-15-1915 in Rózhany, Poland, Russian Empire    Contest Selectors 2003 COCO 5.6% 2005 SPIT 4.3% 2006 WEP 3.3% 2007 WEP 3.2% 2008 ANG, DTM, RPRM, SPIT, WEP 15.6% 2009 ANG, DTM, RPRM, WEP 13.3% 2010 DTM, RPRM, WEP 11.1%

comedian  Garry Shandling born on 11-29-1949

Kingston Trio co-founder  Bob Shane ¤ born: Robert Castle Shoen  born on 2-1-1934 in Hilo, Hawaiian Territory

sitar master  Bharat Ratna Ravi Shankar   father of Nora Jones ¤ born: Robindro Shaunkar Chowdhury  born on 4-7-1920 in Barnes, West Bengal, India (now Bangladesh)    Contest Selectors 2003 MJ 5.6% 2004 MJ 5.6% 2005 BYE 4.3% 2006 ANG, WEP 6.7% 2007 JCM, WEP 6.5% 2008 JCM, WEP 6.3% 2009 JCM, WEP 6.7% 2010 ANG, JCM, WEP 11.1%

defrocked priest  Paul Richard Shanley   a convicted pedophile doing 12 to 15 years born on 1-25-1931 in Boston, Massachusetts    Contest Selectors 2004 RAVN 5.6% 2005 RAVN 4.3% 2006 RAVN 3.3% 2007 RAVN 3.2% 2008 RAVN 3.1%

Playboy January 2004 Playmate of Month  Colleen Shannon   50th Anniversary Playmate born on 4-14-1978 in Alaska

bimbette  Karissa Shannon   twin sister of Kristina; an ex-"girlfriend" of Hugh Hefner; Playboy's Playmate of the Month for "July" 2009 born on 10-2-1989 in Ann Arbor, Michigan

bimbette  Kristina Shannon   twin sister of Karissa; an ex-"girlfriend" of Hugh Hefner; Playboy's Playmate of the Month for "August" 2009 born on 10-2-1989 in Ann Arbor, Michigan

former SNL comedienne  Molly Shannon born on 9-16-1964

Patricia Elizabeth Shannon   mistress of Charles Kuralt (1968-97) born on ??-??-1934

Mian Muhammad Nawaz Sharif   former prime minister of Pakistan (1990-93; 1997-99) — ousted by coup leed by Musharraf born on 12-25-1949 in Lahore, Punjab, Pakistan    Contest Selectors 2000 IVY 14% 2008 BOD, DFFC, RAVN 9.4% 2009 BOD, RAVN 6.7% 2010 BOD 3.7%

actor & contract bridge expert  Omar Sharif   played title role in Doctor Zhivago born on 4-10-1932

Russian Space Agency Shuttle STS-89 astronaut  Salizhan Shakirovich Sharipov born on 8-24-1964 in Uzgen, USSR

chemist  Helen Patricia Sharman   went on the Mir Juno mission (5/18-5/26/91) born on 5-30-1963 in Sheffield, England

James Davis "Jim" Sharman   directed cult movie hit The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) born on 3-12-1945 in Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

corpulent former Israeli prime minister (2001-2006)  Ariel "Arik" Sharon   was critically incapacitated by January 4, 2006 cerebral hemorrhage; had 20" of necrotic bowel removed in emergency surgery (2/10/2006); kidneys started failing in mid-July of 2006; mid-August of 2006 saw a lung infection & "decrease in brain function"; November saw a return to the intensive care unit with a heart infection ¤ born: Ariel Scheinermann nickname: "The Bulldozer"  born on 2-27-1928 in Kfar Malal, British Palestine    Contest Selectors 2003 OGGI 5.6% 2004 EOD, GHG 11.1% 2005 FA, GHG, HH 8.7% 2006 CSI, DTM, HH, MOT, RAVN, RIE, SSH, TBC, TFM, WEP 33.3% 2007 ABRA, AUDC, BOD, DFFC, DGW, GOHI, GREB, JCM, KLS, MOT, OIE, PCD, RAVN, RIE, RPRM, RR, TFM, WEP 58.0% 2008 ANG, BOD, DFFC, DGW, DTM, GAS, GOHI, GREB, JCM, KLS, LMLD, MORB, PCD, RAVN, RIE, RPRM, RR, SBAP, TFM, WEP 62.5% 2009 ADWC, ANG, BOD, CSI, DFFC, DGW, DTM, GAS, GOHI, GREB, JCM, KLS, MORB, PCD, RAVN, RIE, RPRM, RR, SBAP, WEP 66.7% 2010 ADWC, ANG, BOD, {BYE}, CSI, DFFC, DGW, DTM, GAS, GREB, JCM, KLS, MORB, OIE, PCD, RIE, RPRM, WEP 66.7% AKS: Arial Airiel Aeriel Scharon

singer  Dee Dee Sharp born on 9-9-1945

1993 Nobel medicine laureate  Phillip Allen Sharp   shared the award with Richard J. Roberts born on 6-6-1944 in Falmouth, Kentucky

Stanford economist  William Forsythe Sharpe   shared the 1991 Nobel prize in economics born on 6-16-1934 in Boston, Massachusetts

chemist  Karl Barry Sharpless   2001 Nobel Chemistry co-laureate born on 4-28-1941 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

moral bankrupt  Alfred Charles Sharpton   ran for president in 2004 born on 10-3-1954 in New York, New York    Contest Selectors 2005 FA 4.3% 2006 DTH 3.3%

Star Trek actor & Priceline shill  William Alan Shatner   also had title role in T.J. Hooker tv series; played the artist in the original Broadway production of The World of Suzi Wong (opposite France Nuyen's prostitute); wears the worst toupees in all of show business; third wife drowned in home pool; as shill for Priceline.com took big equity stake instead of cash & cashed out before the stock price crashed born on 3-22-1931 in Montreal, Quebec, Canada    Contest Selectors 2002 CMH 9.1% 2004 EOD 5.6% 2005 HH 4.3% 2006 HH 3.3% 2007 SBAP 3.2%

retired CNN news anchor  Bernard Shaw   worked there from 1980 to 2001 born on 5-22-1940 in Chicago, Illinois    Contest Selectors 2007 SBAP 3.2% 2008 SBAP 3.1% 2009 SBAP 3.3%

Shuttle STS-9, 61-B & 28 astronaut  Brewster Hopkinson Shaw Jr. born on 5-16-1945 in Cass City, Michigan

former Ft. Lauderdale mayor (1975-81)  Eugene Clay Shaw Jr.   has represented Florida in the U.S. House since 1981 born on 4-19-1939 in Miami, Florida    Contest Selectors 2006 DFFC, TBC 6.7%

movie maker Sir  Run Run Shaw born on 10-14-1907    Contest Selectors 2010 DTM 3.7%

former Long Beach State University swimmer  Tim Shaw   won 1975 Sullivan Award born on ??-??-1957

choreographer  Michael Shawn born on ??-??-19??

actor  Wallace Shawn   co-starred in My Dinner with Andre (1982); played Grand Nagus Zek on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine born on 11-12-1943 in New York, New York

former NYC cop  Carol Shaya   got fired for doing August 1994 Playboy pictorial; responded by doing July 1995 pictorial; in April 2009 aked an L.A. court for a restraining order against allegedly-violent ex-live-in lover Jessica Phillips born on ??-??-19??

former Soviet dissident  Anatoly Borisovich Shcharansky   did 9 years in the Gulag (1977-86) born on 1-20-1948 in Ukraine, USSR AKS: Sharansky Scharansky

Hour of Power gospel singer  George Beverly Shea born on 2-1-1909 in Winchester, Ontario, Canada    Contest Selectors 2001 ROTS 12½% 2003 COCO 5.6% 2005 QKU 4.3% 2006 OIE, QKU 6.7% 2007 AUDC, GOHI, QKU 9.7% 2008 GOHI, QKU 6.3% 2009 ADWC, GOHI, QKU 10.0% 2010 ADWC, QKU 7.4%

actor  John Shea born on 4-14-1949

Miss America 1960  Lynda Lee Mead Shea born on ??-??-19??

tv personality  Rhonda Shear   1978 Miss Louisiana; appeared in April 1978 Playboy pictorial on the "Girls of the New South" & October 1993 pictorial; also appeared in Galaxina (1980) born on 11-12-1954 in New Orleans, Louisiana

comedian  Harry Shearer born on 12-23-1943

pianist  George Albert Shearing   wrote Lullaby of Birdland born on 8-13-1919 in London, England

aging "Brat Pack" actress  Ally Sheedy born on 6-13-1962

former drug-abusing actor  Charlie Sheen   son of Martin; brother of Emilio Estevez; did August 1988 Playboy fashion pictorial ¤ real name: Carlos Irwin Estevez ex-Mr. Denise Richards  born on 9-3-1965 in Los Angeles, California    Contest Selectors 2003 GHG 5.6%

Playboy July 1990 Playmate of Month  Jacqueline Sheen born on 3-3-1963 in Dallas, Texas

actor  Martin Sheen   father of Emilio Estevez & Charlie Sheen ¤ born: Ramon Estevez  born on 8-3-1940 in Dayton, Ohio    Contest Selectors 1980 HP, JH 12.5%

child actor  Johnny Sheffield   played a young Knute Rockne in Knute Rockne, All American (1940), Boy in 8 Tarzan films & Bomba in 12 movies born on 4-11-1931 in Pasadena, California

Playboy May 1969 Playmate of Month  Sally Sheffield born on 6-17-1941 in Brooklyn, New York, New York

retired judge  Judith Sheindlin   now warming the bench on syndicated tv show ¤ née: Blum aka: "Judge Judy"  born on 10-21-1942 in New York, New York

auto designer  Carroll Hall Shelby born on 1-11-1923 in Leesburg, Texas    Contest Selectors 2008 GAS 3.1% 2009 GAS 3.3% 2010 ANG, GAS 7.4%

Wayne Thomas "Buck" Shelford   coach & player of Rugby Union born on 12-13-1957 in Rotorua, New Zealand    Contest Selectors 2008 LMLD 3.1% 2009 LMLD 3.3%

Buzzcocks singer  Peter Shelley born on 4-17-1955

actress  Deborah Shelton   former Miss U.S.A. (1970-71); played one of J.R. Ewing's mistresses on Dallas born on 11-21-1948 in Norfolk, Virginia

counter-culture cartoonist  Gilbert Shelton   created Wonder Warthog & the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers born on 5-31-1940 in Texas

playwright  Sam Shepard born on 11-5-1943

singer  Vonda Shepard born on 7-7-1963

actress  Cybill Shepherd born on 2-18-1950

actor  Mark Allen Shepherd   played Morn on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine born on 1-7-1961 in Rockville Centre, New York

Playboy July 2000 Playmate of Month  Neferteri Sheba Shepherd born on 9-8-1980 in New Orleans, Louisiana

Shuttle STS-27, 41, 52, 102 & International Space Station Expedition 1 astronaut  William McMichael "Bill" Shepherd born on 7-26-1949 in Oak Ridge, Tennessee

retired NY Yankees & Giants public address announcer  Robert Leo "Bob" Sheppard born on 10-12-1910 in Richmond Hill, Queens, New York    Contest Selectors 2006 LMLD 3.3% 2007 DFFC, LMLD 6.5% 2008 DFFC, LMLD 6.3% 2009 DFFC, LMLD, PCD 10.0% 2010 DFFC, DTM, LMLD, PCD, RIE 18.5%

British postcard recipient  Craig Shergold   don't send him any more born on 6-24-1979 in Carshalton, Surrey, England

Playboy July 1993 Playmate of Month  Leisa Sheridan born on 5-28-1964 in Omaha, Nebraska

Sure Thing actress  Nicollette Sheridan   now on the Desperate Housewives tv series (but still a "sure thing") born on 11-21-1963

singer/actor  Bobby Sherman born on 7-22-1943

retired 3M chemist  Patsy O. Sherman   invented Scotch Guard process born on 9-15-1930 in Minneapolis, Minnesota

Richard Morton Sherman   co-wrote Mary Poppins movie music with brother (1964) born on 6-12-1928 in New York, New York

Robert B. Sherman   co-wrote Mary Poppins movie music with brother (1964) born on 12-19-1925 in New York, New York

former Georgian president (1991-2003)  Eduard Amvrosiyevich Shevernadze   resigned from position after the Georgian parliment was stormed by protesters (11-24-2003) born on 1-25-1928 in Mamati, Georgia, USSR    Contest Selectors 2002 MORB 9.1% AKS: Edward Sheverdnazi Scheverdnadze

suddenly single actress  Christa Brooke Camille Shields   was a Pretty Baby in The Blue Lagoon born on 5-31-1965 in New York, New York    Contest Selectors 1980 EK 6.3%

composer  Lalo Claudio Shifrin   wrote Mission: Impossible theme born on 6-21-1932 in Buenos Aires, Argentina

Japanese Red Army terrorist group founder  Fusako Shigenobu born on 9-3-1945 in Tokyo, Japan

character actor  Armin Shimerman   played Ferengi bartender Quark on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine born on 11-5-1949 in Lakewood, New Jersey

Woods Hole Marine Biological Laboratory organic chemist and marine biologist  Osamu Shimomura   shared the 2008 Nobel prize in chemistry for the discovery and development of the green fluorescent protein GFP born on 8-27-1928 in Fukuchiyama, Kyoto Prefecture, Japan

Miss America 1998  Katherine "Kate" Shindle born on 1-31-1979 in Toledo, Ohio

author  Shintaro Ishihara born on 9-30-1932 in Hyogo Prefecture, Japan

Patrick A.F.B. engineer  Colleen Marie Shipman   the unwitting "third leg" in a delusional love triangle conjurred by astronut Lisa Nowak; was attacked by her at the Orlando airport 2/5/2007 over the "affections" of a third astronaut born on ??-??-1976 in Nonaca, Pennsylvania

chemist  Hideki Shirakawa   shared 2000 Nobel prize in chemistry born on 8-20-1936 in Tokyo, Japan

actress  Talia Shire   sister of Francis Ford Coppola born on 4-25-1946

former Letterman stalker  Nellie Ruth Shirley   arrested for tresspassing at his CT home born on ??-??-1959

retired Dupont chemist (1946-80) Dr.  Joseph Clois Shivers Jr.   invented Fiber K (1959), now better known as Spandex® born on ??-??-1915    Contest Selectors 2004 MJ 5.6% 2009 RR 3.3% 2010 CSI, RR 7.4% AKS: Lycra

Dr. Acer AIDS victim  Lisa Mai Shoemaker ¤ aka: "Patient e"  born on 11-1-1956

Miss Minnesota & Miss America 1948  Beatrice Bella "Bebe" Shopp   first Miss America to be crowned wearing an evening gown born on ??-??-19??

movie composer  Howard Leslie Shore   his scores for Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) and Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) won oscars, as well as Best Song "Into the West" born on 10-18-1946 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada

comedian  Martin Short born on 3-26-1950 in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

1972 Olympic gold medal marathoner  Frank Shorter   won 1972 Sullivan Award born on 10-3-1947 in München, Germany

jazz musician  Wayne Shorter born on 8-25-1933

New Jersey councilwoman  Deborah Shortway born on ??-??-19??    Contest Selectors 2006 TBC 3.3% AKS: Debra

current New York Times crossword puzzle editor  Will Shortz   challenging cruciverbalists world-wide born on 8-26-1952 in Crawfordsville, Indiana

Playboy May 1985 Playmate of Month & 1986 Playmate of the Year  Kathleen Ann "Kathy" Shower   also appeared in May 1988 & August 1996 pictorials born on 3-8-1953 in Brookville, Ohio

1960s model  Jean Rosemary Shrimpton born on 11-6-1942 in High Wycombe, England

actor  Kin Shriner   son of Herb; brother of Wil born on 12-6-1953

tv talker  Wil Shriner born on 12-6-1953

Shuttle STS-51-C, 31 & 46 astronaut  Loren James Shriver born on 9-23-1944 in Jefferson, Iowa

NBC newscaster  Maria Owings Shriver   daughter of Eunice & Sargent Shriver; niece of JFK; Mrs. Arnold Schwarzenegger ¤ aka "The Governatrix"  born on 11-6-1955 in Chicago, Illinois

tennis pro  Pam Shriver born on 7-4-1962

Robert Sargent Shriver Jr.   husband of Eunice; father of Maria; father-in-law of Conan the Republican; first head of the Peace Corps (1961-66); former ambassador to France (1968-70); suffering from Alzheimer's disease born on 11-9-1915 in Westminster, Maryland    Contest Selectors 2005 QKU, SLIM, WORM 13.0% 2006 ANG, DFFC, LMLD, QKU 13.3% 2007 DFFC, DGW, GOHI, LMLD, QKU, RIE 19.4% 2008 DFFC, DGW, GOHI, OIE, QKU, RIE, RPRM, 4GUE 25.0% 2009 ADWC, DFFC, DGW, QKU, RIE, RPRM 20.0% 2010 ADWC, ANG, DFFC, DGW, OIE, PCD, QKU, RIE, RPRM 33.3%

actor  Andrew Shue   brother of Elisabeth born on 2-20-1967

actress  Elisabeth Judson Shue   sister of Andrew born on 10-6-1963 in Wilmington, Delaware AKS: Elizabeth

Hall-of-Fame Miami Dolphins football coach  Don Shula born on 1-4-1930

former Dow chemist  Alexander T. "Sasha" Shulgin   psycho-pharmacologist; discovered the synthesis process for MDMA in 1976; he called the drug "Window" born on 6-17-1925 in Berkeley, California

Reagan Secretary of State (1982-88)  George Pratt Shultz born on 12-13-1920 in New York, New York    Contest Selectors 2005 BYE 4.3% 2006 BYE 3.3% 2007 BYE 3.2% 2008 BYE 3.1% 2009 BYE 3.3% 2010 {BYE} 3.7%

original SNL writer  Rosalind "Rosie" Shuster   daughter of comic Frank Shuster; a one-time wife of Lorne Michaels (73-80); was also a writer for Square Pegs and The Larry Sanders Show born on ??-??-19?? in Toronto, Ontario, Canada AKS: Schuster

minister  Fred Shuttlesworth   a co-founder of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference ¤ born: Freddie Lee Robinson  born on 3-18-1922 in Mount Meigs, Alabama    Contest Selectors 2010 ANG 3.7%

space tourist  Mark Shuttlesworth   founded Thawte (sold to VeriSign in 1999); second outer space tourist (via the Russian Space Agency) — went to the International Space Station 4/15 thru 5/5/2002 born on 9-18-1973 in Welkom, Orange Free State, South Africa

Burmese "head of state"  Than Shwe   effectively head of the military junta born on 2-2-1933    Contest Selectors 2008 RAVN 3.1%

movie writer/director  M. Knight Shyamalan   directed The Sixth Sense (1999) ¤ born:Manoj Nelliyattu Shyamalan  born on 8-6-1970 in Pandicherry, Tamil-Nadu province, India

actor  Alexander Siddig   played Dr. Bashir on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine; ex-husband of Nana Visitor; nephew of Malcolm McDowell ¤ born: Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig El Abderahaman El Mohammed Ahmed El Abdel Karim El Mahdi  born on 11-21-1965 in Sudan

Tokens singer  Jay Siegel   sang the lead vocal on The Lion Sleeps Tonight (In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.) born on 10-20-1939 in Brooklyn, New York, New York

Verimag Laboratory co-founder  Joseph Sifakis   co-recipient of the 2007 A.M. Turing Award for his work in model-checking technology ¤ Ιωσήφ Σηφάκης  born on 12-26-1946 in Ieráklion, Crete, Greece

actor  James B. Sikking born on 3-5-1934 in Los Angeles, California

character actor  Felix Anthony Silla   has played Cousin Itt on the Addams Family (1964-66), the Lucifer cyborg on Battlestar Galactica (1978) and the Twiki robot on Buck Rogers tv series (1979) born on 1-11-1937 in Rome, Italy

actress  Karen Sillas born on 6-5-1965

"legendary" porn stud  Long Dong Silver   purported to possess an equine appendage — did a few skin magazines & flicks in the early 1980s; has been the "yardstick of comparison" for later porn stars & Supreme Court justices; long before the Balco scandal he was banned for life from professional porn by the Commissioner when it was learned that he was injecting Enzyte into his ass & "corking his bat" ¤ unconfirmable possible identities: "Daniel Arthur Mead" «or» "Johnny Cook" real size: unknown  born on ??-??-1960 in Grand Bermuda Island «or» the Bahamas «or» London, England    Contest Selectors 2006 TWOS 3.3% 2008 TWOS 3.1% 2009 TWOS 3.3% 2010 TWOS 3.7%

3M research chemist  Spencer F. Silver   came up with a low-tack adhesive made up of tiny acrylic spheres; it was very useful to another co-worker born on ??-??-1941

tv producer  Fred Silverman born on 9-13-1937

raunchy actress/comedienne  Sara Bennett Silverman   played Rain Robinson in the Star Trek: Voyager episodes "Future's End" (1996) & more recently appeared on the Greg the Bunny sitcom born on 12-7-1970 in Bedford, New Hampshire

clueless actress  Alicia Silverstone born on 10-4-1976

Playboy December 1996 Playmate of Month & 1997 Playmate of Month  Victoria Silvstedt ¤ real name: Karen Victoria Silverstedt ex-Mrs. Chris Wragge  born on 9-19-1974 in Skelleftehamn, Västerbottens län, Sweden AKS: Silvsted

Bulgarian  King Simeon II   former prime minister of Bulgaria (July 2001) ¤ Simeon Saxe-Coburg-Gotha  born on 6-16-1937 in Sofia, Bulgaria    Contest Selectors 2008 KLS 3.1%

University of New Hampshire professor emeritus  Charles D. Simic   named the 15th U.S. Poet Laureate born on 5-9-1938 in Belgrade, Serbia

KISS band leader  Gene Simmons   has long tongue (presumable appreciated by the missus) ¤ born: Chaim Witz  born on 8-25-1949    Contest Selectors 2005 HH 4.3%

character actor  Jonathan Kimble Simmons   played Dr. Emil Skoda on the Law & Order tv franchise & J. Jonah Jameson in the Spiderman movies; provides the voice of the Yellow M&M in commercials born on 1-9-1955 in Detroit, Michigan

slap-happy diet freak  Richard Milton Teagle Simmons born on 7-12-1948 in New Orleans, Louisiana

CBS News correspondent  Bob Simon born on 5-29-1941

singer  Carly Simon   wrote and sang You're So Vain (1972); daughter of Richard Simon born on 6-25-1945 in New York, New York    Contest Selectors 1979 HP 7.7%

singer  Joe Simon born on 9-2-1943

comics writer  Joseph H. "Joe" Simon   co-creator of the Captain America character (1940) born on 10-11-1913    Contest Selectors 2008 DTM 3.1%

playwright  Marvin Neil Simon   wrote The Odd Couple born on 7-4-1927    Contest Selectors 1979 DW 7.7% 1980 DW 6.3% 2003 TMTX 5.6%

singer/songwriter/actor  Paul Simon   formerly partnered with Art Garfunkle born on 11-13-1942 in Newark, New Jersey

former model  Ann Simonton   1974 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model; now squanders other people's time kvetching about "sexism" born on ??-??-19??

two-time space tourist (#5 & #7)  Charles Simonyi   made his $billion as Microsoft's chief application developer — MS Office (Word, Excel, Access, Powerpoint, etc.); "close personal friend" of Martha Stewart; twice paid $20,000,000 to go up to the International Space Station April 7-20, 2007 and again March 26-April 8, 2009 ¤ born: Simonyi Károly  born on 9-10-1948 in Budapest, Hungary

former senator  Alan Simpson born on 9-2-1931

ABC News weekend anchor  Carole Simpson born on 12-7-1940

soul singer  India Arie Simpson   daughter of former basketball player Ralph Simpson ¤ aka: "India.Arie"  born on 10-3-1975 in Denver, Colorado

self-proclaimed "high maintenance"/"ditzy" singer  Jessica Ann Simpson   no truth to the rumor that she is related to Jessica Rabbit; dumped her hubby (Nick Lachey) in Nov. 2005; most recently had been jumping the bones of Dallas quarterback Tony Romo (not any more ... dumped her); a recent gradute of the Kirstie Alley School of Culinary Arts & Consumption born on 7-10-1980 in Abilene, Texas

ginsu-wielding halfback  Orenthal James Simpson   1968 Heisman Trophy winner; acquitted of killing ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman (1995); claimed to be conducting an exhaustive worldwide search of likely haunts for their murderer (mostly on golf courses & at sports memorabilia shows — could the real murderer be a former professional athlete?!); update: October 34, 2008 — dateline LAS VEGAS, NEVADA — Simpson questioned/arrested/bonded-out/rearrested/rebonded/tried/convicted/sentenced on 13 felonies for his participation in an armed heist of a "memorabilia" dealer in his hotel room --- got 9 to 33 years in the pen ¤ nickname in NFL: "Juice" nickname in prison shower room: "Ben Dover"  born on 7-9-1947 in San Francisco, California    Contest Selectors 2001 ROTS 12½% 2004 EOD 5.6% 2005 FA 4.3% 2006 TWOS, XXX 6.7% 2007 GOHI, SBAP 6.5% 2008 TWOS, XXX 6.3% 2009 GAS, MoFa, TWOS, XXX 13.3% 2010 TWOS, XXX 7.4%

former National Hurricane Center director (1967-73)  Robert H. "Bob" Simpson   co-developer of Hurricane Intensity Scale born on ??-??-1912 in Corpus Christi, Texas    Contest Selectors 2006 RR 3.3% 2007 RR 3.2% 2008 NFG, RR 6.3% 2009 NFG, RR 6.7% 2010 NFG, RR 7.4%

Playboy January 1992 Playmate of Month  Suzi Simpson ¤ born: Susan Athena Singstock  born on 11-16-1968 in Athens, Georgia

former Oklahoma halfback  Billy Ray Sims   winner of the Heisman Trophy (1978); did his time in the pros with the Detroit Lions born on 9-18-1955 in Saint Louis, Missouri

Old Blue Eyes' widow  Barbara Joanna Blakey Sinatra   was once married to Zeppo Marx born on 10-16-1930    Contest Selectors 2006 SSH 3.3%

singer  Francis Albert "Frank" Sinatra Jr. born on 1-10-1944

These Boots Are Made for Walking singer  Nancy Sinatra   daughter of Ol' Blue Eyes; did May 1995 Playboy pictorial born on 6-8-1940 in Jersey City, New Jersey

comedian  Sinbad ¤ real name: David Adkins  born on 11-10-1956 in Benton Harbor, Michigan

musician  John Sinclair   once manager of the MC5 born on 10-2-1941

movie director  Bryan Singer   directed The Usual Suspects (1995) & X-Men (2000) born on 9-17-1965 in New York, New York

Footloose actress  Lori Singer born on 11-6-1957

movie director  John Singleton born on 1-6-1968

actor  Gary Sinise   currently starring on the CSI: New Amsterdam crime drama born on 3-17-1955

former NFL nose tackle  Tony Siragusa   currently flapping his gums as a Fox Sports commentator born on 5-14-1967 in Kenilworth, New Jersey    Contest Selectors 2005 SPIT 4.3%

assassin  Sirhan Bishara Sirhan   murdered Bobby Kennedy born on 3-19-1944 in Jerusalem, Palestine

actress  Marina Sirtis   played Deanna Troi on Star Trek: The Next Generation tv series and movies born on 3-29-1960 in London, England

Rhodesian nationalist Rev.  Ndabaningi Sithole born on 7-31-1920 in Nyamnanandhlovu, Rhodesia

rock musician  Nikki Sixx born on 12-11-1958

erratic actor  Thomas Edward "Tom" Sizemore Jr. born on 11-29-1961 in Detroit, Michigan    Contest Selectors 2007 OIE 3.2% 2008 OIE 3.1% 2009 SBAP 3.3%

Playboy November 1972 Playmate of Month  Lenna Sjööblom   her photo was used as the first digital test image; now works for the Swedish State Liquor monopoly ¤ real name: Lena Söderberg  born on 3-31-1951 in Järna, Sweden AKS: Lena Sjooblom Sjoblom

country singer  Ricky Skaggs born on 7-18-1954

actor  Tom Skerritt   appeared in Alien and Picket Fences tv series born on 8-25-1933

convicted felon  Jeffrey Keith Skilling   as CEO of Enron succeeded in screwing a whole lot of people out of their jobs & pensions; sentenced to 24 years in the pen (Oct. 2006) — currently out on $5-million appeal bond born on 11-25-1953 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania    Contest Selectors 2007 JCM 3.2%

WGN-tv weather geek  Thomas Ethelbert "Tom" Skilling III   older brother of the Enron perp born on 2-20-1952 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Texas death row inmate  Henry Watkins Skinner   execution stayed until March 24, 2010 ¤ #999143  born on 4-4-1962 in Virginia    Contest Selectors 2010 ADWC, BOD, DFFC, DTM, JCM, OIE, PCD, RAVN 29.6%

former Jacksonville (FL) High School gym teacher & real estate agent  Leonard Skinner   namesake of band Lynyrd Skynyrd (the band members corrupted the name to avoid any negative legal entanglments) born on ??-??-19??

drugged-out numbnuts  Joseph Nathaniel Skipper   on August 13, 1994 roughed-up & robbed Rosa Parks of $53 in her home; was a "level V" convict who did his full sentence (8 to 15 years) in the Baraga Maximum Correction Facility (out in July, 2009); was kept in solitary confinement for his own protection; filed lots of civil rights complaints against the guards; we suspect that he won't last very long on the outside ¤ MDOC number 244675 SID# 1762211E  born on 2-16-1966    Contest Selectors 2010 TWOS 3.7%

chemist  Jens Christian Skou   shared the 1997 Nobel Prize in chemistry born on 10-8-1918 in Lemvig, Denmark

August 2007 Playboy Playmate of Month  Tamara Sky born on 2-20-1985 in Puerto Rico

actress  Ione Skye born on 9-4-1971

runner  Mary Decker Slaney   won 1982 Sullivan Award born on 8-4-1958 in Flemington, New Jersey

actor  Christian Slater born on 8-18-1969    Contest Selectors 2003 GHG 5.6%

actress  Helen Slater   played Supergirl on screen born on 12-15-1963

Sister Sledge singer  Debbie Sledge born on 7-9-1954

singer  Percy Sledge born on 11-25-1940

One Life to Live soap opera actress  Erika Alma Hermina Slezak   daughter of Walter; granddaughter of Leo born on 8-5-1946 in Los Angeles, California

singer  Grace Slick ¤ born: Grace Wing  born on 10-30-1939 in Chicago, Illinois    Contest Selectors 1979 JW, YJ 15.4% 1980 JW 6.3%

plutocrat  Carlos Slim Helú   owns the Mexican telecommunications monopoly; now the 3rd-richest person in the world born on 1-28-1940 in Mexico City, Mexico AKS: Helu

wacko "Guardian Angel"  Curtis Sliwa   ('whip me, beat me...') born on 3-26-1954 in New York, New York

Munchkin "Herald" & "sleepyhead"  Karl Slover ¤ born: Karl Kosiczky  born on 9-21-1918 in Prakendorf, Germany

singer "Little"  Millie Small   sang My Boy Lollipop born on 10-6-1946

model-turned-actress  Amy Lysle Smart born on 3-26-1976 in Topanga, California

child kidnap victim  Elizabeth Ann Smart born on 11-5-1987 in Salt Lake City, Utah    Contest Selectors 2004 EOD 5.6%

actress  Jean Smart   one of tv's Designing Women born on 9-13-1951

Eleanor Smeal born on 7-30-1939

comedian  Yakov Smirnoff ¤ born: Yakov Pokhis  born on 1-24-1951 in Odessa, Ukraine, USSR    Contest Selectors 2001 ROTS 12½%

model/actress  Amber Smith   did March 1995 Playboy pictorial born on 3-2-1972 in Tampa, Florida

"singer"  Anthony Terrell Smith   his 1988 rendition of Wild Thing won a Grammy ¤ aka: "Tone-Loc" (more like "Tone-Def")  born on 3-3-1966 in Los Angeles, California

Chantels R&B singer  Arlene Smith born on 10-5-1941

country singer  Carl Smith born on 3-15-1927

former All-American football player & Police Acedemy actor  Charles Aaron "Bubba" Smith   during his years at Michigan State the crowd would roar "Kill, Bubba, Kill!" born on 2-28-1945 in Orange, Texas    Contest Selectors 2002 MORB 9.1%

character actor  Charles Martin Smith born on 10-30-1953

Playboy March 1978 Playmate of Month  Christina Smith ¤ married surname: Bryant  born on 10-4-1957 in Miami, Florida    Contest Selectors 2010 {BYE} 3.7%

December 2005 Playboy Playmate of Month  Christine Smith born on 4-6-1979 in San Dimas, California

former NY Rangers hockey player  Clint Smith   member of their 1940 Stanley Cup-winning team born on 12-12-1913 in Assiniboia, Saskatchewan, Canada

country singer  Connie Smith born on 8-14-1941

Playboy September 1971 Playmate of Month  Crystal K. Smith born on 8-2-1951 in Kansas City, Missouri

Fox News Cahnnel anchor  David Shepard Smith Jr. born on 1-14-1964 in Holly Springs, Missouri

Vanity 6 lead singer  Denise Katrina Smith   protege of Prince; appeared in Playboy magazine January & May 1985 Girls of Rock'n'Roll and April 1988 pictorials ¤ aka: "Vanity"  born on 1-4-1954 in Niagra Falls, Ontario, Canada

Playboy March 1985 Playmate of Month  Donna Smith born on 3-15-1960 in Portland, Oregon

LDS patriarch emeritus  Eldred Gee Smith born on 1-9-1907 in Lehi, Utah    Contest Selectors 2008 RPRM 3.1% 2009 RPRM 3.3% 2010 RPRM 3.7%

former Dallas Cowboys football running back  Emmitt James Smith III born on 5-15-1969 in Pensacola, Florida

retired Bell Labs researcher  George Elwood Smith   shared the 2009 Nobel prize in physics as the co-invention of the CCD (Charge Coupled Device) integrated circuit (1970) born on 5-10-1930 in White Plains, New York

microbiologist  Hamilton Othanel Smith   shared the 1978 Nobel prize in medicine born on 8-23-1931 in New York, New York

balding tv host  Harry Smith born on 8-21-1951

February 2007 Playboy Playmate of Month  Heather Rene Smith born on 1-8-1987 in Salinas, California

actress and former Kmart shopper  Jaclyn Smith   on original Charlie's Angels (1976-80) born on 10-26-1947 in Houston, Texas

actress  Jada Pinkett Smith born on 9-18-1971

rap "performer"  James Todd Smith ¤ known in the hood as "LL Cool J"  born on 1-14-1968 in New York, New York

Kennedy clan offspring  Jean Kennedy Smith   last surviving child of Joseph & Rose Kennedy born on 2-20-1928 in Brookline, Massachusetts    Contest Selectors 2010 RIE 3.7%

Olympic wrestling medalist  John Smith   won 1990 Sullivan Award born on 8-9-1965 in Del City, Oklahoma

singer  Keely Smith   once married to trumpeter Louis Prima born on 3-9-1932

actor/writer/director  Kevin Smith   has gotten morbidly obese (enough to get booted from an airline flight for being too fat to fit in a single seat) born on 8-2-1970

actor  Kurtwood Smith   played the Federation president in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country & family patriarch Red on That 70s Show born on 7-3-1943

Dallas Mavericks basketball player  Leon Smith born on 11-2-1980 in Chicago, Illinois    Contest Selectors 2000 TEX 14% 2002 TMTX 9.1%

actress Dame  Maggie Smith born on 12-28-1934    Contest Selectors 2004 RIE 5.6% 2009 JCM, LMLD 6.7% 2010 JCM 3.7%

Playboy July 1973 Playmate of Month  Martha Anne Smith   played Babs Jansen in Animal House born on 10-16-1952 in Cleveland, Ohio

gossip columnist  Mary Elizabeth Smith born on 2-2-1923 in Fort Worth, Texas

former Montgomery, Alabama bus rider  Mary Louise Smith   on 10-21-1955 was arrested for refusing to yield bus seat to white person (6 weeks before Rosa Parks but 36 weeks after Claudette Colvin) born on ??-??-1937

actress  Melanie Smith   played Jerry's girlfriend Rachel on three episodes of Seinfeld (1994) & was the third actress to portray Tora Ziyal on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1997; was killed by Damar) born on 12-16-1962 in Scranton, Pennsylvania

college basketball coach  Orlando "Tubby" Smith   currently head coach at the University of Minnesota; previously coached at the Universities of Kentucky & Tulsa born on 6-30-1951 in Scotland, Saint Mary's County, Maryland

Hall-of-Fame shortstop  Osborne Earl "Ozzie" Smith born on 12-26-1954 in Mobile, Alabama

rock singer  Patti Smith born on 12-30-1946    Contest Selectors 1979 HFS 7.7% 1980 BD 6.3%

character actor  Paul Smith   played Commander Carter on a couple of McHale's Navy episodes born on 2-5-1929 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania    Contest Selectors 2008 GAS 3.1%

jazz bass player  Putter Smith   played Mr. Kidd (Mr. Wint's "close personal friend") in Diamonds are Forever (1971) ¤ real name: Patrick Verne Smyth  born on 1-19-1941

former actor  Roger Smith   played Jeff Spenser on 77 Sunset Strip tv series (1958-63); Mr. Ann-Margret born on 12-18-1932

Miss America 1996  Shawntel Smith ¤ Mrs. Ryan Wuerch  born on ??-??-19??

former Oakland Raiders running back  Steven Anthony Smith   has ALS born on 8-30-1964 in Washington, District of Columbia    Contest Selectors 2008 LMLD 3.1% 2009 LMLD 3.3% 2010 LMLD 3.7%

Shuttle STS-68, 82 & 103 astronaut  Steven Lee Smith born on 12-30-1958 in Phoenix, Arizona

Playboy September 1981 Playmate of Month  Susan Smith   did February 1982 pictorial "wrassling" Andy Kaufman born on 1-14-1959 in Beloit, Wisconsin

Playboy July 1960 Playmate of Month  Teddi Smith   also appeared on numerous covers of the magazine ¤ born: Delilah Henry  born on 9-21-1942 in Hastings, Nebraska

1968 Olympic 200m sprinter  Tommie Smith   won gold medal; expelled from games when he & Carlos raised his clenched fist during the awards ceremony born on 6-5-1944 in Clarksville, Texas

former Ohio State quarterback  Troy Smith   winner of the 2006 Heisman Trophy born on 7-20-1984 in Glenville, Ohio

Ohio death row inmate  Vernon Lamont Smith ¤ #A288960 aka: Abdullah Sharif Kaazim Mahdi  born on 4-7-1972    Contest Selectors 2010 ADWC, BOD, DFFC, JCM, OIE, PCD 25.9%

George Mason University economist  Vernon Lomax Smith   shared 2002 Nobel prize in economics born on 1-1-1927 in Wichita, Kansas

rapper/actor  Willard Smith Jr.   has appeared in Independence Day, Men In Black, Men In Black II, Wild, Wild West and The Legend of Bagger Vance ¤ aka: "The Fresh Prince"  born on 9-25-1968 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

actress  Karin Jan Smithers   as a teen appeared on the cover of Newsweek magazine (3-21-1966 issue); played Bailey Quarters on WKRP in Cincinnati; once married to James Brolin born on 7-3-1949 in North Hollywood, California

University of North Carolina — Chapel Hill researcher  Oliver Smithies   invented starch gel electrophoresis (1955); shared the 2007 Nobel prize in medicine ("knockout mice") born on 7-23-1925 in Halifax, West Yorkshire, England

actor  Jimmy Smits born on 7-9-1955

U-C Berkeley astrophysicist  George Fitzgerald Smoot III   shared the 2006 Nobel prize in physics for discoveries related to the "Big Bang" (origin of the universe) born on 2-20-1945 in Yukon, Florida

comedian  Richard Remick "Dick" Smothers   brother of Tom born on 11-20-1938 in New York, New York    Contest Selectors 2008 GAS 3.1%

comedian  Thomas Bolyn "Tom" Smothers III   brother of Dick born on 2-2-1937 in New York, New York    Contest Selectors 2008 GAS 3.1% AKS: Bolin

former Michigan State university trustee  Michael John Smydra   has had a problematic time of it here on planet Earth ... hopefully things are going well for him now born on 10-12-1948

rock singer  Patty Smyth born on 6-26-1957    Contest Selectors 2005 SPAM 4.3%

cartoonist  Douglas Mord Sneyd   his work has appeared in Playboy since 1964 born on 12-??-1931 in Guelph, Ontario, Canada

Hall of Fame baseball player  Edwin Donald "Duke" Snider born on 9-19-1926 in Los Angeles, California    Contest Selectors 2003 KOHD 5.6% 2004 ADWC 5.6% 2005 ADWC 4.3% 2006 ADWC 3.3% 2007 ADWC 3.2% 2008 ADWC 3.1% 2009 DFFC 3.3% 2010 DFFC 3.7% AKS: Snyder

actor  Wesley Snipes born on 7-31-1962

singer  Phoebe Snow born on 7-17-1952

Baroness  Mary Spencer-Churchill Soames   last surviving progeny of Winston Churchill born on 9-15-1922 in London, England    Contest Selectors 2007 KLS 3.2% 2008 KLS 3.1% 2009 DGW, KLS 6.7% 2010 DGW, KLS 7.4%

Playboy March 1983 Playmate of Month  Alana Soares born on 2-21-1964 in Redondo Beach, California

actress  Liliane Rudabet Gloria Elsveta "LeeLee" Sobieski born on 6-10-1982 in New York, New York AKS: Lele Lili LeaLea Leellee Lelle

kid's books author  Donald J. Sobol   creator of the "Encyclopedia Brown" series born on 10-4-1924 in New York, New York    Contest Selectors 2009 DGW 3.3% 2010 DGW 3.7%

oscar-winning movie director  Steven Soderbergh   directed Erin Brockovich & Traffic (2000) born on 1-14-1963

Playboy April 1977 Playmate of Month  Lisa Sohm born on 3-21-1955 in Vancouver, Washington

Playboy April 1999 Playmate of Month  Natalia Sokolova born on 10-15-1976 in Moscow, Russia

original Mickey Mouse Club Mouseketeer  John Joseph Solari   appeared on series as Jay Jay in its second season (1956-57) born on 9-12-1943

actress  Pamela Jane Soles   played Riff Randell in Rick 'n' Roll High School (1979) & blond M.P. Stella in Stripes (1980) ¤ born: Pamela Jane Hardon  born on 7-17-1955 in Frankfurt-am-Main, Germany

1970s SLA urban terrorist  Kathleen Ann Soliah   participated in the kidnapping of Patty Hearst; on-the-lam until June 16, 1999; plead guilty to planting bomb under police car & plead guilty to second degree murder for her involvement in a bank job that resulted in the murder of Myrna Opsahl; got out of the slammer in 2009 (accidentally released in March 2008 but quickly re-incarcerated) ¤ alias: Sara Jane Olson California Inmate # W94197 Mrs. Gerald Peterson  born on 1-16-1947 in Fargo, North Dakota

Vanguard Records co-founder (1950)  Maynard Solomon born on 1-5-1930 in New York, New York

Shuttle STS-71 astronaut  Anatoliy Yakovlevich Solovyov born on 1-16-1948 in Riga, Latvia

MIT economist  Robert Merton Solow   recipient of the 1987 Nobel Economics prize born on 8-23-1924 in Brooklyn, New York, New York

computer criminal  Robert Alan Soloway   mega-spammer; indicted, arrested & incarcerated on a bunch of charges; should be spending at least a decade in the slammer born on 7-10-1979

rich babe  Judith E. Soltesz-Benetton   daughter-in-law of Luciano Benetton; grainy topless photos of her were published in the June 2002 Penthouse — billed as photos of Anna Kournikova; ooops, big lawsuit/settlement; her ass rates a pathetic "50" on the J-Lo Scale ¤ Mrs. Rocco Benetton  born on ??-??-1973

tv actress  Suzanne M. Somers   did February 1980 & December 1984 Playboy pictorials born on 10-16-1946 in San Francisco, California    Contest Selectors 2002 JEDS, TMTX 9.1% 2004 ANG 5.6% AKS: Sommers Summers

actress  Elke Sommer   did September 1970 Playboy pictorial ¤ born: Elke Schletz  born on 11-5-1940 in Berlin, Germany    Contest Selectors 2005 SPAM 4.3% AKS: Summer Sommers Summers

lyracist  Stephen Joshua Sondheim   wrote lyrics for West Side Story (1957) and Gypsy (1959) born on 3-22-1930 in New York, New York

rock musician  Jim Sonefeld   one of Hootie's Blowfish born on 10-20-1964

movie director  Barry Sonnenfeld   directed The Addams Family (1991), Addams Family Values (1993), Get Shorty (1995), Men In Black & Men In Black II born on 4-1-1953 in New York, New York

tv actor  Kevin Sorbo   played Hercules in syndicated tv show; now doing a syndicated space opera (Andromeda) born on 9-24-1958 in Mound, Minnesota

one-time news babe  Tabitha Soren   now just a news broad born on 8-19-1967

Playboy September 1956 Playmate of Month  Elsa Sørensen   briefly Mrs. Guy Mitchell ¤ aka: "Dane Arden"  born on 12-1-1935 in Copenhagen, Denmark AKS: Sorensen Sorenson

Playboy March 1975 Playmate of Month  Ingeborg Sørensen born on 5-16-1948 in Drammen, Norway AKS: Sorensen

former CIA director  Theodore Chaikin "Ted" Sorensen   was an advisor to JFK born on 5-8-1928 in Lincoln, Nebraska AKS: Sorenson

Playboy July 1981 Playmate of Month  Heidi Sorenson   a survivor of breast cancer born on 8-5-1960 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

tv writer/producer  Aaron Sorkin   created The West Wing born on 6-9-1961    Contest Selectors 2004 GHG 5.6%

money trader  George Soros   fucks-up the electoral process with his money; George, it's time for you to Move On as an Organism ¤ born: György Schwartz  born on 8-12-1930 in Budapest, Hungary    Contest Selectors 2008 RPRM 3.1% 2009 RPRM 3.3% 2010 RPRM 3.7%

oscar-winning Mighty Aphrodite actress  Mira Sorvino   daughter of Paul born on 9-28-1967

actor  Paul Sorvino   father of Mira born on 4-13-1937

Texas death row inmate  Pedro Solis Sosa   his execution has been stayed ¤ number 778  born on 12-27-1951    Contest Selectors 2006 ADWC, BOD, DTM, KLS, OIE, PCD, QKU, RIE, SPIT, TWOS 33.3% 2007 OIE, SPIT 6.5%

baseball player  Sammy Sosa   first man to hit 60+ home runs in three seasons (1998, 1999 & 2001); got caught with a corked bat (6/2/03) born on 11-12-1968 in San Pedro de Macoris, Dominican Republic

Federal appeals court judge (1998-present)  Sonia Sotomayor   has been nominated to replace Souter when he retires born on 6-25-1954 in The Bronx, New York, New York

actor  David Soul   played Hutch on Starsky and Hutch (1975-79) ¤ born: David Solberg  born on 8-28-1946 in Chicago, Illinois

retired Supreme Court associate justice (1990-2009)  David Hacket Souter born on 9-17-1939 in Melrose, Massachusetts

economist & author  Thomas Sowell born on 6-30-1930 in Gastonia, North Carolina

dramatist/political prisoner  Akinwande Oluwole "Wole" Soyinka   1986 Nobel literature laureate born on 7-13-1934 in Abeokuta, Nigeria

actress  Sissy Spacek born on 12-25-1949    Contest Selectors 1979 JH 7.7%

actor  Kevin Spacey   played Mel Profitt on Wise Guy tv series, Verbal Kint in The Usual Suspects (best supporting actor Oscar), John Doe in Se7en and Lester Burnham in American Beauty (1999; best actor Oscar) ¤ real name: Kevin Spacey Fowler  born on 7-26-1959 in South Orange, New Jersey

snarky comedian  David Spade   played Finch on Just Shoot Me tv series; also shilled for Capitol One "we can change the terms anytime we want" credit cards; now looks to be an impending daddy (courtesy of the March 2005 Playmate of the Month) born on 7-22-1964    Contest Selectors 2001 NFG 12½% 2004 NFG 5.6%

actor  James Todd "Jimmy" Spader   played Dr. Daniel Jackson in Stargate (1994) & Alan Shore on the Boston Legal tv series born on 2-7-1960 in Boston, Massachusetts

actor  Joe Spano born on 7-7-1946

Our Gang child actor  Harry Spear born on 12-16-1921 in Los Angeles, California

singer  Britney Jean Spears   on 1/3/04 got hitched in Las Vegas to a childhood friend (Jason Allen Alexander) ... it lasted about 56 hours; her more recent coupling with Kevin whatever ended on election day 2006; in February 2007 cut off all her hair, declared herself to be the anti-christ & attempted to hang herself with bed sheets in a "rehab" clinic; on October 1, 2007 lost physical custody of the of kids (but allowed supervised visitations); on January 3rd, 2008 got in a 4-hour standoff with the police when Kevin came to collect the kids — she wound up being hauled (in an ambulance, under restraints) to Cedars-Sinai in L.A. for a mandatory 72 hour "time out" during which her mental state was evaluated & blood chemistry analyzed (and, oh, by the way, the judge stripped her of all contact with the kids over this one); seems to be straightening out her life now ... she appears to be much saner than Amy Winehouse (at least relatively speaking) born on 12-2-1981 in Kentwood, Tangipahoa Parish, Louisiana    Contest Selectors 2008 GAS, GOHI, JCM, KLS, RAVN, RPRM, SBAP, XXX 25.0% 2009 MoFa 3.3% AKS: Britany Brittney Brittany Federline Fedderline

Playboy September 1961 Playmate of Month & 1962 Playmate of Year  Christa Speck   married to puppeteer Marty Krofft born on 8-1-1942 in Danzig, Germany (now Gdansk, Poland)

Pennsylvania senator (1981-present)  Arlen Specter   was a character witness for murderer Ira Einhorn, helping him to get out of jail; co-creator of the "magic bullet" theory in the JFK assassination; has recurrent Hodgkins disease (cancer); had a brain tumor, heart disease ... born on 2-12-1930 in Wichita, Kansas    Contest Selectors 2006 DFFC, QKU, TWOS 10.0% 2007 JCM, QKU, RPRM 9.7% 2008 JCM, QKU, TWOS 9.4% 2009 GAS, JCM, QKU, TWOS 13.3% 2010 CSI, JCM, QKU, RPRM, TWOS 18.5%

Wall of Sound/Hail of Bullets record producer  Harvey Phillip Spector   his 1st trial for the murder of the Barbarian Queen ended with a hung jury; convicted of 2nd degree murder at trial #2 & sentenced to 19 years to life born on 12-26-1939 in New York, New York    Contest Selectors 2006 TWOS 3.3% 2008 TWOS 3.1% 2009 TWOS 3.3% 2010 TWOS 3.7% AKS: Specter Spectre

Ronnettes singer  Ronnie Spector   Phil's ex ¤ born: Veronica Yvette Bennett  born on 8-10-1943 in New York, New York

Jonathan Speight   led failed coup attempt in Fiji born on ??-??-19??    Contest Selectors 2003 PCD 5.6%

Playboy March 1984 Playmate of Month  Dona Linda Speir   star of numerous mostly direct-to-video grade-Z "bombs, babes, bullets" movie spectaculars born on 2-7-1964 in Norwalk, California AKS: Donna

actress  Victoria Davey "Tori" Spelling born on 5-16-1973 in Los Angeles, California    Contest Selectors 2010 BOD 3.7%

porno "actress"  Georgina Spelvin   portrayed Justine Jones in The Devil in Miss Jones (1973) & a hooker in Police Academy I & II ¤ real name: Michelle Graham  born on 3-1-1936 in Texas    Contest Selectors 2009 TWOS 3.3% 2010 TWOS 3.7%

Stanford economist  Andrew Michael Spence   shared the 2001 Nobel prize in economics born on 11-7-1943 in Montclair, New Jersey

Penn State track & field coach  Fritz Spence   has leukemia born on ??-??-19??    Contest Selectors 2009 LMLD 3.3% 2010 LMLD 3.7%

British ballroom dancing maven  Margaret Ann "Peggy" Spencer ¤ née: Hull  born on 9-24-1920 in Bromley, Kent, England

Playboy June 1999 Playmate of Month  Kimberly A. Spicer born on 1-17-1980 in Detroit, Michigan

illustrator  Arthur "Art" Spiegelman   in 1978 won special Pulitzer Prize for Maus, his graphic novel about the holocaust born on 2-15-1948 in Stockholm, Stockholm län, Sweden

original Mickey Mouse Club Mouseketeer  Judy Harriet Spiegelman   appeared on series as Judy in its first season (1955-56) born on 9-13-1942 in Los Angeles, California

movie producer/director  Steven Allen Spielberg   made Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, three Indiana Jones movies, E.T., Schindler's List (1993; Best Director oscar), Jurassic Park, 1941 & Saving Private Ryan (1998; Best Director oscar) ¤ Mr. Kate Capshaw  born on 12-18-1946 in Cincinnati, Ohio    Contest Selectors 2006 GGG 3.3% AKS: Spielburg Speilberg Speilburg

former U.S. naval aviatrix  Frederica Spilman   did June 1998 Playboy pictorial born on ??-??-1970

actor  Brent Jay Spiner   played Bob Wheeler on Night Court, the android Data on Star Trek: The Next Generation & Dr. Brakish Okun in Independence Day (1996) born on 2-22-1949 in Houston, Texas

former boxer  Leon Spinks born on 7-11-1953    Contest Selectors 1979 HFS, MM, SB, VM 30.8%

Muppeteer  Carroll Spinney   is the Big Bird puppeteer born on 12-26-1933 in Waltham, Massachusetts    Contest Selectors 2005 GHG 4.3% 2007 RIE 3.2% 2008 RIE 3.1% AKS: Carol Caroll Spiney Spinnie

Ohio death row inmate  John Spirko   execution stayed ¤ number 171433  born on 6-6-1951    Contest Selectors 2006 BOD, OIE, PCD, SPIT 13.3% 2007 DFFC, DTH, OIE, SPIT 12.9% 2008 BOD, DFFC, JCM, PCD, SPIT 15.6%

Olympic swimming medalist  Mark Andrew Spitz   won 1971 Sullivan Award; won seven gold medals at 1972 games born on 2-10-1950 in Modesto, California

disgraced New York governor (2007-2008) & hypocritical adulterer  Eliot Laurence Spitzer   got caught blowing thousands of $$$ on hookers — this after prosecuting prostitution rings ¤ aka: "Client #9"  born on 6-10-1959 in The Bronx, New York, New York AKS: Elliot Lawrence Spitser

movie director  Roger Spottiswoode   directed Pursuit of D.B. Cooper (1981), Turner & Hooch (1989), Air America (1990) & Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) born on 1-5-1945 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

character actor  Gervais Duan Spradlin   portrayed Rev. Lynn Lemon in Ed Wood (1994) born on 8-31-1920 in Daylight Township, Garvin County, Oklahoma    Contest Selectors 2007 TFM 3.2% 2008 TFM 3.1% 2009 TFM 3.3% AKS: Gervase

Shuttle STS-61-B astronaut  Sherwood Clark "Woody" Spring born on 9-3-1944 in Hartford, Connecticut

dimbulb white-trash-a-thon host  Gerald Norman "Jerry" Springer   so stupid that while mayor of Cincinnati paid for a prostitute with a check born on 2-13-1944 in London, England    Contest Selectors 2008 XXX 3.1% 2009 XXX 3.3% 2010 XXX 3.7%

Shuttle STS-29 & 38 astronaut  Robert Clyde "Bob" Springer born on 1-1-1943 in Paterson, Missouri

rock singer  Rick Springfield ¤ born: Richard Lewis Springthorpe  born on 8-23-1949 in Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

former AFL running back  Ronald Edward Springs   father of Shawn Springs; in an "irreversible" coma following cardiac arrest during surgery (the PET Scan shows zilch) born on 11-4-1956 in Williamsburg, Virginia    Contest Selectors 2007 PUD 3.2% 2008 DFFC, DTM, JCM, PCD, RAVN, RIE 18.8% 2009 ADWC, ANG, DFFC, DTM, JCM, LMLD, PCD, RAVN, RIE, TBC 33.3% 2010 ANG, DFFC, DTM, JCM, LMLD, PCD, RAVN, RIE 29.6% AKS: Spring

Seattle Seahawks defensive back  Shawn Springs born on 3-11-1975 in Williamsburg, Virginia    Contest Selectors 2002 JEDS 9.1%

rock star  Bruce Springsteen born on 9-23-1949 in Freehold, New Jersey    Contest Selectors 1979 VM 7.7%

Florida quarterback  Steven Orr Spurrier   winner of the Heisman Trophy (1966) born on 4-20-1945 in Miami, Florida

Playboy June 2001 Playmate of Month  Heather Spytek born on 12-17-1977 in Woodbury, New Jersey

former Oakland quarterback (1970-84)  Kenneth Michael "Kenny" Stabler born on 12-25-1945 in Foley, Alabama    Contest Selectors 1980 HA 6.3%

veterinarian  Leonid Ivanovych Stadnik   currently the world's tallest man at 8 feet 5 inches (and still growing) born on ??-??-1971 in Zhytomyr Oblast, Ukraine, USSR

Gemini VI & IX and Apollo 10 astronaut  Thomas Patten Stafford born on 9-17-1930 in Weatherford, Oklahoma

CBS News reporter  Lesley Rene Stahl ¤ Mrs. Aaron Latham  born on 12-16-1941 in Lynn, Massachusetts    Contest Selectors 2010 REPR 3.7%

Playboy November 1958 Playmate of Month  Joan Staley   was pregnant with daughter Sherrye at time of gatefold shoot ¤ born: Joan Lynette McConchie Mrs. Dale Sheets  born on 5-20-1940 in Minneapolis, Minnesota

Texas death row inmate  Steven Kenneth Staley   execution indefinitely stayed — was determined by judge to be incompetant to be executed; has had 16 or 17 "psychotic episodes" since 1991; the question - can he be forced to take his meds and be clearheaded so that he can be executed? ¤ number 999006  born on 7-30-1962    Contest Selectors 2006 ADWC, BOD, DTM, KLS, OIE, PCD, QKU, RIE, SPIT, TWOS 33.3% 2007 SPIT 3.2%

actor  Sylvester Enzio Stallone   played Rocky Balboa and John Rambo in the movies born on 7-6-1946 in New York, New York

Miss America 2009  Katie Stam   a former Miss Duneland, Michigan City (2007) & Miss Indiana (2008) born on 7-??-1986

tv actor  John Stamos   ex-hubby of Rebecca Romijn born on 8-19-1963

actor  Terence Stamp born on 7-22-1939

Playboy July 2001 Playmate of Month  Kimberley Stanfield born on 11-18-1981 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Church of the Sub-Genius co-founder  Ivan Stang ¤ born: Douglass St. Clair Smith  born on 8-21-1953 in Washington, District of Columbia

Kiss singer/guitarist  Paul Stanley ¤ born: Stanley Harvey Eisen  born on 1-20-1952 in New York, New York    Contest Selectors 2005 HH 4.3%

bluegrass banjo virtuoso  Ralph Stanley born on 2-25-1927 in Big Spraddle Creek, Virginia    Contest Selectors 2006 TBC 3.3%

"hit" man  Shane Minoaka Stant   whacked Nancy Kerrigan's knee in Detroit at the behest of Jeff Gillooly & Shawn Eckart; failed to have his record expunged (November 2005) born on 4-15-1971    Contest Selectors 2006 TWOS 3.3% 2008 TWOS 3.1% 2009 TWOS 3.3% 2010 TWOS 3.7%

character actor  Harry Dean Stanton born on 7-14-1926

All in the Family actress  Jean Stapleton   played the "dingbat" Edith Bunker ¤ born: Jeanne Murray  born on 1-19-1923 in New York, New York    Contest Selectors 1979 SB 7.7% 2002 CMH 9.1% 2003 ABRA 5.6% 2004 ABRA 5.6% 2005 SPAM 4.3% 2007 ABRA, JCM 6.5%

Wiccan activist  Starhawk   wrote The Spiral Dance ¤ born: Miriam Samos  born on 6-17-1951 in Saint Paul, Minnesota    Contest Selectors 2004 RAVN 5.6% 2005 RAVN 4.3% 2006 RAVN 3.3% 2007 RAVN 3.2% 2008 RAVN 3.1% 2009 RAVN 3.3%

porn "actress"  Koo Stark   had a "close encounter" with Randy Andy ¤ real name: Kathleen Dee-Anne Norris  born on 4-26-1956 in New York, New York

Ringo's daughter  Lee Parkin Starkey born on 11-11-1970

former Xerox PARC researcher  Gary K. Starkweather   received his B.S. in physics from MSU in 1960; conceived of the laser printer in 1967; built first working version in 1971; received a technical acheivement Oscar for film transfer technology (1994) born on ??-??-1938

1950s/60s stripper  Blaze Starr   was Earl Long's "companion" ¤ real name: Fannie Belle Fleming  born on ??-??-1932 in Wilsondale, Wayne County, West Virginia

Hall-of-Fame former Green Bay quarterback  Bryan Bartlett Starr born on 1-9-1934 in Montgomery, Alabama    Contest Selectors 1979 SB 7.7% 2003 MJ 5.6% 2004 MJ 5.6% 2008 JCM 3.1% 2009 JCM 3.3% 2010 JCM 3.7%

singer  Kay Starr ¤ born: Katherine LaVerne Starks  born on 7-21-1922 in Dougherty, Oklahoma    Contest Selectors 2003 MJ 5.6% 2004 MJ 5.6%

Clinton nemesis  Kenneth Starr   last of the "Independent Counsels" born on 7-21-1946

cartoonist  Leonard Starr   drew the On Stage strip (1957-79); revived the Little Orphan Annie strip (1979-2000) born on 10-28-1925 in Manhattan, New York, New York

former Beatles drummer  Ringo Starr   replaced Pete Best in band ¤ real name: Richard Starkey  born on 7-7-1940 in Liverpool, England    Contest Selectors 2000 BOD 14% 2001 BOD 12½% 2002 BOD 9.1% 2004 BOD, SS 11.1% 2005 BOD, HH 8.7% 2006 BOD 3.3% 2007 BOD, SBAP 6.5% 2008 BOD 3.1% 2009 BOD, SBAP 6.7% 2010 BOD 3.7%

Navy quarterback  Roger Thomas Staubach   winner of the Heisman Trophy (1963); played for the Dallas Cowboys (1969-79); inducted into NFL Hall of Fame (1985) born on 2-5-1942 in Cincinnati, Ohio

former U. of Minnesota goalie  Robb Stauber   winner of 1988 Hobey Baker Award born on 11-25-1967 in Duluth, Minnesota

Yosemite killer  Cary Anthony Stayner   younger brother of kidnap victim Steven born on 8-13-1961 in Merced, California

educator  Peter Nathaniel Stearns   former Carnegie Mellon Dean of Humanties; now Provost of George Mason University; also a