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The Mother Teresa Award

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The Mother Teresa Award The Mother Teresa Award is the recognition given to the entrant who's entry had had the least impact on humanity (ie. zilch Kills) in our Dead Pool contest. It was first awarded following the 1979 contest; it is only awarded when the futility of the entry is self evident ... a list chock full of lots of sickly geezers who should have gone on to meet their maker but instead were miraculously given one more year of life through the thoughtful intervention of the entrant (sort of the Murphy's Law corollary dealing with dead pools). The award is named for the (eventually-to-be-sainted) nun whose toils in the slums of Calcutta are world renowned. The winner receives a certificate of award acknowledging their (lack of) performance. Past recipients of the award have been:

Year Award
Winner
 
1979 JH  
1980 BB & HA (the only tie in this category)
1981 HA  
1982 HA  
1983 HA  
1984 GJP  
1985 SK  
1988 ELT  
1989 JRD  
1990 XXX  
1991 SUE  
1992 XXX  
1993 MEG  
1994 XXX  
1995 XXX  
1996 pir2  
2000 no award (all entrants had scored at least 4 kills)
2001 no award (all entrants had scored at least 5 kills)
2002 no award (all entrants had scored at least 3 kills)
2003 no award (all entrants had scored at least 2 kills)
2004 no award (all entrants had scored at least 3 kills)
2005 no award (all entrants had scored at least 2 kills)
2006 no award (all entrants had predicted or scored at least 1 kill)
2007 no award (all entrants had scored at least 1 kill)
2008 no award (all entrants have scored at least 1 kill)
2009 no award (all entrants have scored at least 3 kills)
2010 REPR & TTM  



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